Dr. Forbes Riley
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And I had three rules back then.
No sex, no touching, no nudity.
And the weird part of this is my mother and father knew what I was doing.
That's how innocent it was.
And I'm punking people.
And all of a sudden, I am loving this life.
This is pretty extraordinary.
And then New York City just got a weird place to live in the 80s.
And I...
I dropped an apple on the street one day coming home from the Chinese market, and I thought, my apples should go right from the supermarket to my car to my garage to my kitchen.
They don't see a street anywhere.
And I moved out to L.A.
And as soon as I did, every audition that I would go on, I got.
But they had nothing to do with each other.
I literally got ESPN's X Games as the host.
I'm like, I don't do sports.
I don't know anything.
How did I get this?
How did I walk into the Laugh Factory and walk away with the coveted spot for three years?
I would just walk in and people would give me a job.