Dr. Jeffrey Life

I'm listening to myself.

Heaven forbid somebody would notice my iPhone has a picture of me on it listening to the Dave Damaschek football program.

That's going to be the worst.

Yeah.

You've done it again, Dave.

Give it a five stars.

No, I will listen to that on occasion.

Here's a good one that just apparently to anybody would make me read as an asshole to anybody who would happen to see me.

I was in a bar recently, and I'm doing on the NFL Network now.

I do the top 100 recap stuff.

Like, oh, they're crazy that they voted that guy at 47 and so on.

Sure.

and I'm in a bar, and it came on, and it looks like, well, I mean, why would I be in that bar?

People make the assumption, this Damoshek jerk, he came in here to watch.

What a narcissist.

He came to this bar knowing that the NFL, he probably requested that they put the NFL Network on just so he could be standing there as his TV, his ugly puss is on the face, his Semitic good looks notwithstanding, it's obnoxious.

You would think that he'd go crazy on the same level, as I've said many times.

The highlight, the single highlight of my life is just in front of the birth of my two children is the night that I was driving home and I saw a tow truck getting towed.

I mean, I went crazy.

I celebrated for the next year solid that it finally happened.