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Dr. Jeffrey Life

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
754 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

The package draws him in.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Then things go afoul, and then they move on, you know, invariably.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Then three months, maybe six months, maybe even a year and a half later, they think they're over.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

As soon as the breakup happens, they're like, ah, I got his stink on me.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

I got to give me the tomato juice, and they take their bath in it.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Then they get the industrial soaps, and they lather them up, and good, he's gone.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

He's done.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

But then, like I say, a year and a half, maybe two later, all of a sudden, what is that?

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Oh, no.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

I've still got damage on me.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

That's how it goes with me.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Keep your distance, Rosen.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

You're only a woman.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Allison, in the meantime, while he looks for that, do you know also, you know the mythology of Medusa, right?

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Yes.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

When men look into her eyes, they turn into stone.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

Yeah, it's not quite.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

When women look me directly in the eyes, they turn to mush.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

That's right.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek + Lisa Lampanelli (Carolla Classics)

So let's not make, don't let me, don't let me turn it up to 11 to look, you know.