Dr. Priyanka Wally

We're doing this for three rounds back and forth.

Afterwards, we'll try and declare a winner.

Trick or tequila, Sheila, kick us off.

Is that what we're doing?

Door creaks today.

Go ahead, Sheila.

okay so i went over to this guy's house and he told me he thought it'd be fun to make a silly horror movie with me on his iphone so i was like okay so he starts filming and um starts squirting ketchup on my outfit like i was bleeding oh no wait a minute without your permission yeah i mean yeah he just started squirting ketchup on me i was like he did not just do that and obviously he's the one that's gonna die in this horror film i bet it wasn't even organic either

So then he hands me a plastic knife and goes, make it look like you're defending yourself against a serial killer.

This is getting weird, yeah.

I was so angry about the ketchup stains that I started stabbing him in the arm and left.

Wait, what?

I legit bet you broke skin.

Oh, my gosh.

I took a dark turn.

Is that on video?

She's like, no, I killed him.

Pretty bad date.

Take my candy, Mandy.

Can you count her?

Yeah, I got one.