Dr. Priyanka Wally

I went to a guy's house to watch a scary movie, and he's like, oh, we should turn off the lights, make it super spooky.

Also super romantic.

So he hits the lights, and then I hear something weird, and I get up to turn the lights back on, and there's another woman sitting on the couch with us.

Oh, things just got interesting.

She's not a ghost, too.

He told me that it was his wife and they both wanted to meet me.

Oh!

Lucky you, Mandy.

I wanted more details on what happened, but we're going around to you, Sheila.

Okay, so I agreed to carve pumpkins with this guy for our date.

Oh my God, no one give you a knife.

Why are they doing that?

They don't know.

Are you pumpkin carving?

Okay, so we are keeping each other's designs a secret until the end so we can compare them.

So after about 20 minutes, we finished.

I look over and he started crying and I thought, okay, maybe he accidentally cut himself.

Yeah.

No, he turns the pumpkin to me and says he's sorry and he carved his ex-girlfriend's name into it.

Oh, no.