Dr. Priyanka Wally

Yeah, well, they didn't warn her, so I don't know what's going to happen here, but the case is going to court.

Dude, who's standing up for the duck?

That's what I'm worried about.

I hope it's a duck lawyer in a little suit.

She should have ducked.

What if it was Aflac?

Because she is boldly standing up to the big guy.

That makes this woman our new hero of the week.

I'm inspired too, Brooke.

Laser Stories is coming up right after this.

It's the radio segment that's doing unboxing videos, but he's using a Thanksgiving turkey to store the presents in.

So watch him rip open that bird and find a pair of Nike high tops inside.

Oh, my God.

That's gross.

With laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other poultry pumps just don't.

I thought they were going to be air gizzards.

This first laser story is out of Germany.

You've heard the phrase drunken debauchery, but how about some drunken debuchery?