Dr. Priyanka Wally

What?

Ooh, I like the play on words.

I don't know, but it sounds like there's knives involved and it doesn't sound safe.

Well, I bring it up because a 28-year-old guy in Frankfurt is facing charges after he got drunk at a bar, fell out a window, landed in the courtyard of a butcher shop next door.

Oh, my God.

And then broke in and started eating all the man's sausages.

Yo, sausages are so good, though.

I mean, that is a kind of win and roam type of situation, right?

God doesn't put you in that butchery for no reason.

I was meant to follow you.

Maybe the best part is that no one really caught him.

He called police on himself from inside the butcher shop to tell them that he couldn't move because he ate too much.

Is anyone else worried that these aren't cooked sausages?

I'm just eating them raw.

It reminds me of when a bear broke into that market and got drunk on honey and couldn't move.

Well, cops arrived.

They brought an ambulance with them.

And doctors checked him out.

Turns out he was having major indigestion.

So they dealt with that.