Dr. Priyanka Wally

It's making other people in your aisle feel bad about themselves.

I'm very confused.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Are you laughing at other people's suffering?

You thought it was good about not being discreet to show off how rich you are?

What are you talking about?

And to make a big deal about taking out cash and wave it around in front of the entire congregation?

Mm-hmm.

I never do any of that.

What do you mean?

I'm so sorry to raise my voice.

I've just never heard of anybody getting kicked out of church for donating too much or giving too much.

Well, when they act like you do and they flaunt it in front of everyone, that's more of the issue.

I don't make a spectacle of it.

Even the way you just described it right there sounded like flaunting.

We are past that point by now.

Shh, the begging is doing no one any favors here.

Listen, if you really are sincere... I am!

The only way that you can return to our church is if you've completed a mandatory program.

It's called Learning to Give Like a Poor Person 101.