Dr. Priyanka Wally

You can't be serious.

This is not crazy.

This is very serious, in fact.

And failure to complete the course may result in spiritual probation.

Are you joking?

And you will be deducted spiritual points in the afterlife.

You cannot be serious.

This can't be.

No, no, no.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, and your enrollment in this program was requested, actually, by your sister, Judy.

Yes, she thought that you needed a gentle nudge in the ways of normal generosity.

In fact, she's been plotting this since last Easter.

Yes, well, she actually wanted to do a prank phone call on you, so that's more of what we're doing right now.

Because I'm not really from the church.

I'm from a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

goodness you sent me into a tailspin i'm sorry it was judy's idea she said that you two attend church together and she thought we could mess with you this is so mean i'm gonna kill her like seriously what did you think don't you feel like you're giving maybe a little bit too much

No.

There you go.

Bragging again about how much disposable income you have.