Drew Afualo

Shout out Joy Munsterman.

I hope you're happy, girl.

I'm so sorry I'm not Christian anymore, but my love to you, and...

and i am gay and i am gay and i don't think she would care about that she's pretty cool she well i don't want to get into it but she um it was a pajama day okay and so i was wearing sleep pants like everyone was and i um i pulled i was like oh you know be funny as if i pulled my sleep pants up real high and i was like weird and so i was like so i was like i was like everyone will laugh at this and so i walked into the room my sleep pants put up all high and i was like

You're not doing that.

And everyone did laugh.

So since everyone laughed, I kept doing it the rest of the day.

And finally, one of the cool kids, like two hours later, came over to me.

And he was like, hey, the bit you're doing with your pants, I know people are laughing, but it's actually mean because we're getting a really visible outline of your ball sack and also your asshole.

And your pants are so high up that your balls are on crazy display.

And also your dick print is really pronounced and no one wants to tell you.

Back in the holster.

He's telling me this way in the hallway while the pants are up.

And I'm just standing there receiving it.

And he tells me all of it.

He goes, I want to tell you.

And I go, thank you, Cooper.

I kind of, during the conversation, I just kind of scooted the pants down.

And then I thought I could trust Cooper.

And then, there's more?