Drew Afualo

So then two months later, well, Cooper always got compliments on smelling really good.

And so I thought I could trust him.

And so two months later at an assembly, I was sitting by him.

I was like, okay, I know how I can be really popular is if I just figure out what cologne Cooper wears.

And he'll probably tell me because he was so cool to me about the pants.

That's my boy.

It was cool.

He was so chill about my moose knuckle.

He was so chill about it.

That's fucking Ohana.

That's fucking familiar right there.

That's gang, that's fam.

That's gang, that's fam.

And so I said, Cooper, I said, Cooper, I said, Cooper, what cologne do you wear?

And he said, oh, it's just like, I don't know, my mom gets it for me.

And I go, oh, yeah, but what is it?

And he goes, I really don't know, my mom gets it for me.

And during this whole assembly, I just keep, every time I get a chance, being like, Cooper, do you even know what the bottle looks like?

But I'm trying to play it cool.

And he's like, oh yeah, I don't remember, man.