Drew Afualo

The top of the pole was like frosted.

That's how cold it was in there.

And we're literally in freezing.

fucking lingerie just like freezing our asses off yeah to the point where there was like three customers but our boss was like you guys could like wear your coats if you want i'm like hey what's the point i'm like hey so i'm in a north face and stripper heels right now like what the fuck this looks insane and he like literally we were like walking around in like full-blown winter coats and heels and i'm wearing a pea coat and yeah

I look like a, like a flasher.

Literally.

I'm just like, it was so, I'm like, this is just, Hey, let's close.

Send somebody to like Walmart to go get space heaters.

I'm like, how about we just wrap it up for the night?

Like there's three people here.

Yeah.

I'm like,

crazy idea but let's just go the fuck home but so bizarre i'm like what the hell like and you're not even missing out on money because there's like there's nobody here yeah it's so dead regardless yeah it was so so weird that's so funny i they don't close for anything my first and last time going to a strip club well i will say that wasn't my first first time but it was my first time like really having a strip club experience it was in vegas and it was like god bless you right out there crazy

Yeah.

Like all the men in there.

They literally looked like crawled out of their mom's basement.

So sorry about that.

It's very true.

stunning and gorgeous and so talented but it's just the men watching it they're just like literally like shriveled up and they just watch like yeah yeah and there's just like nothing weirder to me than going and getting bricked up with your homies and then separating like what's the point but you want to know what's even worse is when they go this this is also a phenomenon too they go get bricked up together and then they're like what oh you know i can't leave him though i can't like they're like they don't want to like go like leave him to go do a private dance they're like what is are you gonna be good like are you gonna be good if i go

it's five like it's five minutes tops you guys are fine you'll be totally fine he could like he'll be able to navigate without himself like without you he's okay like so bizarre that's also like another phenomenon usually it's when guys come in like groups of like three or more yeah it's like yeah that's kind of how it is but also too when it's just two guys coming together i'm like oh so you guys want to kiss each other