Drew Afualo

I'm scared.

I don't know why.

Like, it's just it's sometimes scary to accomplish your dreams.

yeah and you're gonna kill it you're gonna have so much fun i really do think you're gonna have a blast probably on tour i know i know i'm gonna love it so much i mean my whole tour crew is like gay people like a gay boy and all lesbians like it's gonna be so perfect like thank god thank god tour is really hard and my yours is gonna be way harder than mine was because mine is just sitting and saying pee pee poo poo out my butt like in a mic for an hour

Oh, there's a man here.

No, like we're going to drive like our little Subaru like around the country.

And I'm so glad just like me and my choreographer slash like tour manager slash everything.

He's perfect.

He's my God.

His name is Alec Cohen, gay choreographer.

He's perfect.

It's just going to be like him driving, me driving, and then my gaggle of lesbians.

My girlfriend's going to come with me too.

Love, how amazing.

the world i'm gonna do something drastic no i'm gonna fuck everyone up like it's not gonna be okay no one will survive no for real i'm i can't even think about it for too long i'll freak out no but she's doing well i'm glad to hear that she's wonderful she's like really the only thing i need and she loves her she loves her girlfriend she loves my girlfriend it's awesome i'm like can you take her

Can you feed her?

And I'm like, you're not just coming with me, you're working.

Everyone's on the clock, OK?

It is.

oh yeah and we're like so what's going to happen like literally my meeting with them today we're like so lighting yeah oh shit backdrop like all these things i'm saying it's me and a gay guy it's me and a gay guy and we're like both the most neurodivergent oh no like i don't know how either of us have a collective thought ever sometimes we look at each other we go uh