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Drew Carey

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828 total appearances

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The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

You're getting dropped off at the VIP. to go into the club. You're not dealing with the everyday frustrations that people deal with. Are you stuck in traffic like everybody else, in your shitty car like everybody else? In LA, yes, but everywhere else, maybe not. Yeah. When you're a good stand-up comic, it's every man against the world. You're speaking up to power. Why are these people doing it?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

You're getting dropped off at the VIP. to go into the club. You're not dealing with the everyday frustrations that people deal with. Are you stuck in traffic like everybody else, in your shitty car like everybody else? In LA, yes, but everywhere else, maybe not. Yeah. When you're a good stand-up comic, it's every man against the world. You're speaking up to power. Why are these people doing it?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

You're getting dropped off at the VIP. to go into the club. You're not dealing with the everyday frustrations that people deal with. Are you stuck in traffic like everybody else, in your shitty car like everybody else? In LA, yes, but everywhere else, maybe not. Yeah. When you're a good stand-up comic, it's every man against the world. You're speaking up to power. Why are these people doing it?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Why is this technology doing this to us? Why are we living in this system that's so frustrating? This is hypocritical. This is stupid. This is wrong. Ha, and you make a joke of it. That's how every successful comic works.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Why is this technology doing this to us? Why are we living in this system that's so frustrating? This is hypocritical. This is stupid. This is wrong. Ha, and you make a joke of it. That's how every successful comic works.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Why is this technology doing this to us? Why are we living in this system that's so frustrating? This is hypocritical. This is stupid. This is wrong. Ha, and you make a joke of it. That's how every successful comic works.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

You're in that world now. What are you going to make fun of? You're the guy next door because you're rich too? It really hurts you. So you have to be in a mindset of drive yourself. Do your own fucking shopping if you can. Try to be as normal thinking as you can. Because the more you insulate yourself from the world, the less you have to joke. Like, what are you going to joke around?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

You're in that world now. What are you going to make fun of? You're the guy next door because you're rich too? It really hurts you. So you have to be in a mindset of drive yourself. Do your own fucking shopping if you can. Try to be as normal thinking as you can. Because the more you insulate yourself from the world, the less you have to joke. Like, what are you going to joke around?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

You're in that world now. What are you going to make fun of? You're the guy next door because you're rich too? It really hurts you. So you have to be in a mindset of drive yourself. Do your own fucking shopping if you can. Try to be as normal thinking as you can. Because the more you insulate yourself from the world, the less you have to joke. Like, what are you going to joke around?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

There was a guy named Martin Mull, a really famous guy from Cleveland Comic. I used to watch him on The Tonight Show because it would be Martin Mull or Steve Martin when I would look at comics on The Tonight Show. Sometimes I got mixed up. When I was first following them, I go, Martin.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

There was a guy named Martin Mull, a really famous guy from Cleveland Comic. I used to watch him on The Tonight Show because it would be Martin Mull or Steve Martin when I would look at comics on The Tonight Show. Sometimes I got mixed up. When I was first following them, I go, Martin.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

There was a guy named Martin Mull, a really famous guy from Cleveland Comic. I used to watch him on The Tonight Show because it would be Martin Mull or Steve Martin when I would look at comics on The Tonight Show. Sometimes I got mixed up. When I was first following them, I go, Martin.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

One of the Martins. Yeah. Martin Muller had his albums. Really famous, really good, funny songwriter. So he'd be on The Tonight Show with a couch and a guitar to do funny songs. He wasn't like a stand-up, but he'd pat her in between. On one of his albums, he has a song called Rich Person's Blues. And it was, I woke up this morning. I saw both cars were gone. I felt so low down deep inside.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

One of the Martins. Yeah. Martin Muller had his albums. Really famous, really good, funny songwriter. So he'd be on The Tonight Show with a couch and a guitar to do funny songs. He wasn't like a stand-up, but he'd pat her in between. On one of his albums, he has a song called Rich Person's Blues. And it was, I woke up this morning. I saw both cars were gone. I felt so low down deep inside.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

One of the Martins. Yeah. Martin Muller had his albums. Really famous, really good, funny songwriter. So he'd be on The Tonight Show with a couch and a guitar to do funny songs. He wasn't like a stand-up, but he'd pat her in between. On one of his albums, he has a song called Rich Person's Blues. And it was, I woke up this morning. I saw both cars were gone. I felt so low down deep inside.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

I threw my drink upon the lawn. God. broke when I heard that. I was just a fan. I thought it was the funniest thing to me. Yeah. I listened to it over and over on an album. Rich man's blues. So what are you going to joke about? What frustrates you? My jet was late. Yeah. Go fuck yourself.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

I threw my drink upon the lawn. God. broke when I heard that. I was just a fan. I thought it was the funniest thing to me. Yeah. I listened to it over and over on an album. Rich man's blues. So what are you going to joke about? What frustrates you? My jet was late. Yeah. Go fuck yourself.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

I threw my drink upon the lawn. God. broke when I heard that. I was just a fan. I thought it was the funniest thing to me. Yeah. I listened to it over and over on an album. Rich man's blues. So what are you going to joke about? What frustrates you? My jet was late. Yeah. Go fuck yourself.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Or live that mindset. Live that mindset, eh? Be aware of it. It's tough. Recognize that you're in a private jet because you're famous and rich. Yeah. And Disney got you a private jet at that time, which they did to me, or somebody's flying you somewhere because you have to get somewhere, or make a joke about how rich you are. You've got to do something to humanize yourself for everybody.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Or live that mindset. Live that mindset, eh? Be aware of it. It's tough. Recognize that you're in a private jet because you're famous and rich. Yeah. And Disney got you a private jet at that time, which they did to me, or somebody's flying you somewhere because you have to get somewhere, or make a joke about how rich you are. You've got to do something to humanize yourself for everybody.