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Drew Carey

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828 total appearances

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The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Yeah, I don't know. He's like untouchable to me in my head. That's God. You're going to meet him. He's going to be like, oh, I saw every episode of your show. Knowing what I know, he's not a Drew Carey show. Too smart. Too above it. But his first album that came out, I read every interview and he said in an interview, that's 10 years of comedy there. That's my best stuff from 10 years.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Yeah, I don't know. He's like untouchable to me in my head. That's God. You're going to meet him. He's going to be like, oh, I saw every episode of your show. Knowing what I know, he's not a Drew Carey show. Too smart. Too above it. But his first album that came out, I read every interview and he said in an interview, that's 10 years of comedy there. That's my best stuff from 10 years.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

And now my next album, it's like, what do I do now? I don't have 10 years. They want me to do another album in a year. And I know if I do it, I'm going to get this extra money. And it's almost like you're putting out B material. If an author had one big novel that they've been burning inside and they write it, that was great.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

And now my next album, it's like, what do I do now? I don't have 10 years. They want me to do another album in a year. And I know if I do it, I'm going to get this extra money. And it's almost like you're putting out B material. If an author had one big novel that they've been burning inside and they write it, that was great.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

And now my next album, it's like, what do I do now? I don't have 10 years. They want me to do another album in a year. And I know if I do it, I'm going to get this extra money. And it's almost like you're putting out B material. If an author had one big novel that they've been burning inside and they write it, that was great.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

A band has their big hit breakout album, and the next album is, oh, it was pretty good. Yeah. But that happens to comics. You don't have five hours, four hours. Nobody puts eight. Jerry Seinfeld said he did. I believe Jerry Seinfeld wrote eight hours a day, treated it like a job. But he might have been using eight hours a day.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

A band has their big hit breakout album, and the next album is, oh, it was pretty good. Yeah. But that happens to comics. You don't have five hours, four hours. Nobody puts eight. Jerry Seinfeld said he did. I believe Jerry Seinfeld wrote eight hours a day, treated it like a job. But he might have been using eight hours a day.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

A band has their big hit breakout album, and the next album is, oh, it was pretty good. Yeah. But that happens to comics. You don't have five hours, four hours. Nobody puts eight. Jerry Seinfeld said he did. I believe Jerry Seinfeld wrote eight hours a day, treated it like a job. But he might have been using eight hours a day.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

It could have been six hours and two hours of having coffee and fucking around until he got back in the mood, like how writers do.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

It could have been six hours and two hours of having coffee and fucking around until he got back in the mood, like how writers do.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

It could have been six hours and two hours of having coffee and fucking around until he got back in the mood, like how writers do.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Yeah, I knew he took it seriously enough to go like, okay, this is my job and this is part of my day. I'm telling you, from being on the road, comics didn't do. Most comics did not treat it that seriously. And if they wrote, they did it a couple times a week and go, I think I'm going to write for an hour. Oh, all right. Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah. Yeah.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Yeah, I knew he took it seriously enough to go like, okay, this is my job and this is part of my day. I'm telling you, from being on the road, comics didn't do. Most comics did not treat it that seriously. And if they wrote, they did it a couple times a week and go, I think I'm going to write for an hour. Oh, all right. Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah. Yeah.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

Yeah, I knew he took it seriously enough to go like, okay, this is my job and this is part of my day. I'm telling you, from being on the road, comics didn't do. Most comics did not treat it that seriously. And if they wrote, they did it a couple times a week and go, I think I'm going to write for an hour. Oh, all right. Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah. Yeah.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

So all of a sudden, then you're famous, and now you've got meetings to go to. You've got other projects to do. When I was on The Drew Carey Show, I didn't have time to write. Any writing I did, all the jokes went to The Drew Carey Show. I wasn't writing jokes for my act, and I was famous enough as a stand-up then, if They wanted a stand-up special. I could have done one.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

So all of a sudden, then you're famous, and now you've got meetings to go to. You've got other projects to do. When I was on The Drew Carey Show, I didn't have time to write. Any writing I did, all the jokes went to The Drew Carey Show. I wasn't writing jokes for my act, and I was famous enough as a stand-up then, if They wanted a stand-up special. I could have done one.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

So all of a sudden, then you're famous, and now you've got meetings to go to. You've got other projects to do. When I was on The Drew Carey Show, I didn't have time to write. Any writing I did, all the jokes went to The Drew Carey Show. I wasn't writing jokes for my act, and I was famous enough as a stand-up then, if They wanted a stand-up special. I could have done one.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

But if they wanted me to do a second one, when am I going to write it? When am I going to have time to go on stage? How do you guard against that? You said you have to guard against that, so I assume you came up with a way to guard against that? Yeah, plus another thing is you don't live a normal life anymore. When you're rich, your assistant's doing things for you.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

But if they wanted me to do a second one, when am I going to write it? When am I going to have time to go on stage? How do you guard against that? You said you have to guard against that, so I assume you came up with a way to guard against that? Yeah, plus another thing is you don't live a normal life anymore. When you're rich, your assistant's doing things for you.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1153: Drew Carey | The Price Is Right, But These Stories Are Priceless

But if they wanted me to do a second one, when am I going to write it? When am I going to have time to go on stage? How do you guard against that? You said you have to guard against that, so I assume you came up with a way to guard against that? Yeah, plus another thing is you don't live a normal life anymore. When you're rich, your assistant's doing things for you.