Drew Carey

Until everybody left, and he walked the whole audience. Like, one by one, people were, like, upset. They didn't want to hear it. He just stood there and looked them in the eye, and the graphic, as horrible as he could make it, and they all paid their checks and walked out until the very last couple got up and left. And then he was like, great, there you go. I didn't say the word fuck.

He never said the word fuck. There, you want me to not say the word fuck? This is what's going to happen. Oh, man. You give me complete freedom or I'll tank my career. It's like a political statement almost, yeah. And he never got as famous here as in England. Like wildly popular in England. Huh. But here he was popular with comics and people in the know and people that were hip to him.

He never said the word fuck. There, you want me to not say the word fuck? This is what's going to happen. Oh, man. You give me complete freedom or I'll tank my career. It's like a political statement almost, yeah. And he never got as famous here as in England. Like wildly popular in England. Huh. But here he was popular with comics and people in the know and people that were hip to him.

He never said the word fuck. There, you want me to not say the word fuck? This is what's going to happen. Oh, man. You give me complete freedom or I'll tank my career. It's like a political statement almost, yeah. And he never got as famous here as in England. Like wildly popular in England. Huh. But here he was popular with comics and people in the know and people that were hip to him.

Yeah. There was no Bill Hicks sitcom because the people were like, what do we do with you?

Yeah. There was no Bill Hicks sitcom because the people were like, what do we do with you?

Yeah. There was no Bill Hicks sitcom because the people were like, what do we do with you?

No, not that guy. He would just be arguing all the time with the writers about how he can't talk about what he wants to talk about.

No, not that guy. He would just be arguing all the time with the writers about how he can't talk about what he wants to talk about.

No, not that guy. He would just be arguing all the time with the writers about how he can't talk about what he wants to talk about.

How can I talk about drugs and how they should be legal? You do that now? Yeah. He had a great bit about how great drugs were. You never hear that from people, do you? Jeez. Drugs are great.

How can I talk about drugs and how they should be legal? You do that now? Yeah. He had a great bit about how great drugs were. You never hear that from people, do you? Jeez. Drugs are great.

How can I talk about drugs and how they should be legal? You do that now? Yeah. He had a great bit about how great drugs were. You never hear that from people, do you? Jeez. Drugs are great.

They make you feel good. Why can't you take drugs?

They make you feel good. Why can't you take drugs?

They make you feel good. Why can't you take drugs?

I never met Steve Martin, believe it or not. One of my idols growing up. You might take your call at this point. I don't know. Get a little plate of banjo. He's still Steve Martin and I'm still Drew Carey. You know, he's legend. He's like Mount Rushmore.

I never met Steve Martin, believe it or not. One of my idols growing up. You might take your call at this point. I don't know. Get a little plate of banjo. He's still Steve Martin and I'm still Drew Carey. You know, he's legend. He's like Mount Rushmore.

I never met Steve Martin, believe it or not. One of my idols growing up. You might take your call at this point. I don't know. Get a little plate of banjo. He's still Steve Martin and I'm still Drew Carey. You know, he's legend. He's like Mount Rushmore.

Yeah, I don't know. He's like untouchable to me in my head. That's God. You're going to meet him. He's going to be like, oh, I saw every episode of your show. Knowing what I know, he's not a Drew Carey show. Too smart. Too above it. But his first album that came out, I read every interview and he said in an interview, that's 10 years of comedy there. That's my best stuff from 10 years.