Drew Carey

Podcast one, I'm open to this idea, by the way. Yeah. I just got this Porsche, and I had three weeks to get to New York. I had all the time in the world. So it was one of the best vacations I ever had. I want to get away from everybody. I don't want to talk to anybody. You probably value your alone time.

Or even without the kids. You're like, can I have an hour just for me?

Or even without the kids. You're like, can I have an hour just for me?

Or even without the kids. You're like, can I have an hour just for me?

It's church time. Don't fucking bother me. Everybody has that, including me. So I was doing a driving trip all by myself, and I left LA. I went to... 29 palms to get massages for a couple of days. Cut that short because I over-massaged. I was like, I can't get three massages a day. I'm bruised. It went out of my mind. Then I drove up and I went to Vegas.

It's church time. Don't fucking bother me. Everybody has that, including me. So I was doing a driving trip all by myself, and I left LA. I went to... 29 palms to get massages for a couple of days. Cut that short because I over-massaged. I was like, I can't get three massages a day. I'm bruised. It went out of my mind. Then I drove up and I went to Vegas.

It's church time. Don't fucking bother me. Everybody has that, including me. So I was doing a driving trip all by myself, and I left LA. I went to... 29 palms to get massages for a couple of days. Cut that short because I over-massaged. I was like, I can't get three massages a day. I'm bruised. It went out of my mind. Then I drove up and I went to Vegas.

I kept going north through Idaho, got to Montana, made a right. I just wasn't even looking at a map. I just knew generally where I had to go. All my clothes weren't even in a suitcase. They were in my trunk. I would grab a shirt, underwear, socks for the next day, and I'd grab my toiletry kit, my computer bag, go into my room. That's what I had.

I kept going north through Idaho, got to Montana, made a right. I just wasn't even looking at a map. I just knew generally where I had to go. All my clothes weren't even in a suitcase. They were in my trunk. I would grab a shirt, underwear, socks for the next day, and I'd grab my toiletry kit, my computer bag, go into my room. That's what I had.

I kept going north through Idaho, got to Montana, made a right. I just wasn't even looking at a map. I just knew generally where I had to go. All my clothes weren't even in a suitcase. They were in my trunk. I would grab a shirt, underwear, socks for the next day, and I'd grab my toiletry kit, my computer bag, go into my room. That's what I had.

I'd put the dirty clothes in a bag, and I would mail dirty clothes home. Mail them home. Oh, wow. And if I needed new clothes, I would stop at a Gap Outlet store or a Gap, and I would just buy new clothes and just put on a T-shirt. I was just driving. Three weeks. Wow. Nobody bugging me. And when I got to Montana and made a right...

I'd put the dirty clothes in a bag, and I would mail dirty clothes home. Mail them home. Oh, wow. And if I needed new clothes, I would stop at a Gap Outlet store or a Gap, and I would just buy new clothes and just put on a T-shirt. I was just driving. Three weeks. Wow. Nobody bugging me. And when I got to Montana and made a right...

I'd put the dirty clothes in a bag, and I would mail dirty clothes home. Mail them home. Oh, wow. And if I needed new clothes, I would stop at a Gap Outlet store or a Gap, and I would just buy new clothes and just put on a T-shirt. I was just driving. Three weeks. Wow. Nobody bugging me. And when I got to Montana and made a right...

I just knew the road was going east and it was one of these like two blacktop roads. It wasn't the main freeway. I didn't want to go on those. And the speed limit then was you had to drive judiciously. I forget what the sign said. No actual speed limit. Yeah. So I was like, fuck, nobody's around. I'm in a Porsche. You can go 110. Had the top down. Got it up to 110, 120 with the top down.

I just knew the road was going east and it was one of these like two blacktop roads. It wasn't the main freeway. I didn't want to go on those. And the speed limit then was you had to drive judiciously. I forget what the sign said. No actual speed limit. Yeah. So I was like, fuck, nobody's around. I'm in a Porsche. You can go 110. Had the top down. Got it up to 110, 120 with the top down.

I just knew the road was going east and it was one of these like two blacktop roads. It wasn't the main freeway. I didn't want to go on those. And the speed limit then was you had to drive judiciously. I forget what the sign said. No actual speed limit. Yeah. So I was like, fuck, nobody's around. I'm in a Porsche. You can go 110. Had the top down. Got it up to 110, 120 with the top down.

Then I pulled over and I go, I'm getting dragged from having the top down. Let me put the top up, see what this thing can do. Got it up to 160. I don't know, three minutes. That's scary. It was. Yeah. But there was literally not another car in sight this whole time. I could have been dead. You could have hit a pebble and flown 30 feet in the air.

Then I pulled over and I go, I'm getting dragged from having the top down. Let me put the top up, see what this thing can do. Got it up to 160. I don't know, three minutes. That's scary. It was. Yeah. But there was literally not another car in sight this whole time. I could have been dead. You could have hit a pebble and flown 30 feet in the air.

Then I pulled over and I go, I'm getting dragged from having the top down. Let me put the top up, see what this thing can do. Got it up to 160. I don't know, three minutes. That's scary. It was. Yeah. But there was literally not another car in sight this whole time. I could have been dead. You could have hit a pebble and flown 30 feet in the air.

It would have been an hour before somebody found me. It was one of those roads in a noir movie where they leave the body. And I was just like, bam. And then I slowed down. I was like, wow, that was, I was like shaking. I was like, wow, that was really cool. I ended up driving to New York City when I got to Letterman. I told that story.