Drew Carey

It would have been an hour before somebody found me. It was one of those roads in a noir movie where they leave the body. And I was just like, bam. And then I slowed down. I was like, wow, that was, I was like shaking. I was like, wow, that was really cool. I ended up driving to New York City when I got to Letterman. I told that story.

It would have been an hour before somebody found me. It was one of those roads in a noir movie where they leave the body. And I was just like, bam. And then I slowed down. I was like, wow, that was, I was like shaking. I was like, wow, that was really cool. I ended up driving to New York City when I got to Letterman. I told that story.

I was in Montana and I got to go 160 because they don't have a speed limit. And he had owned like four Porsches. He was like, really? Huh. That's pretty funny. Everybody was laughing because they knew Letterman had a Porsche and we were laughing about guys talking about speeding and getting away with it. Sure.

I was in Montana and I got to go 160 because they don't have a speed limit. And he had owned like four Porsches. He was like, really? Huh. That's pretty funny. Everybody was laughing because they knew Letterman had a Porsche and we were laughing about guys talking about speeding and getting away with it. Sure.

I was in Montana and I got to go 160 because they don't have a speed limit. And he had owned like four Porsches. He was like, really? Huh. That's pretty funny. Everybody was laughing because they knew Letterman had a Porsche and we were laughing about guys talking about speeding and getting away with it. Sure.

And then the actress came on and talked about filming All the Pretty Horses in Montana, how beautiful it was and how gorgeous Montana was. And I remember backstage, Letterman saw me backstage at the theater. He goes, hey, great job tonight. I go, yeah, thanks for having me, man. And he goes, Montana, huh? And I go, yeah, it was great. No speed limit. All right, take care. I leave the next day.

And then the actress came on and talked about filming All the Pretty Horses in Montana, how beautiful it was and how gorgeous Montana was. And I remember backstage, Letterman saw me backstage at the theater. He goes, hey, great job tonight. I go, yeah, thanks for having me, man. And he goes, Montana, huh? And I go, yeah, it was great. No speed limit. All right, take care. I leave the next day.

And then the actress came on and talked about filming All the Pretty Horses in Montana, how beautiful it was and how gorgeous Montana was. And I remember backstage, Letterman saw me backstage at the theater. He goes, hey, great job tonight. I go, yeah, thanks for having me, man. And he goes, Montana, huh? And I go, yeah, it was great. No speed limit. All right, take care. I leave the next day.

I start driving down to Orlando because I'm going to meet all the cast. And on Monday, I forget what little town I'm in, but I stop for breakfast. I buy a USA Today. I opened it up as a little article that David Letterman over the weekend had gotten a ticket in Butte, Montana for going 40 in a 25. Fucking guy flew to Montana. Oh my God. Probably in a private jet. Yeah. Shipped his Porsche over.

I start driving down to Orlando because I'm going to meet all the cast. And on Monday, I forget what little town I'm in, but I stop for breakfast. I buy a USA Today. I opened it up as a little article that David Letterman over the weekend had gotten a ticket in Butte, Montana for going 40 in a 25. Fucking guy flew to Montana. Oh my God. Probably in a private jet. Yeah. Shipped his Porsche over.

I start driving down to Orlando because I'm going to meet all the cast. And on Monday, I forget what little town I'm in, but I stop for breakfast. I buy a USA Today. I opened it up as a little article that David Letterman over the weekend had gotten a ticket in Butte, Montana for going 40 in a 25. Fucking guy flew to Montana. Oh my God. Probably in a private jet. Yeah. Shipped his Porsche over.

Or rented some kind of car because he was going to go to the freeway and just gun it. Yeah. And he got a 40 and a 25 and beat Montana.

Or rented some kind of car because he was going to go to the freeway and just gun it. Yeah. And he got a 40 and a 25 and beat Montana.

Or rented some kind of car because he was going to go to the freeway and just gun it. Yeah. And he got a 40 and a 25 and beat Montana.

Never booked that guy again. If you book that guy again, send him the bill for this ticket. And the next time I was on a show, I was telling that story. Okay.

Never booked that guy again. If you book that guy again, send him the bill for this ticket. And the next time I was on a show, I was telling that story. Okay.

Never booked that guy again. If you book that guy again, send him the bill for this ticket. And the next time I was on a show, I was telling that story. Okay.

You might want to get a paycheck. You got to keep people like that around you. That'll just tell you the truth all the time in Hollywood. If you don't have those kind of people around you, I pity you, honestly. If you don't have a ball buster next to you, that'll tell you. My comic friends, keep me humble. Don't tell a comic your weakness. That's all you'll hear about the rest of your life.

You might want to get a paycheck. You got to keep people like that around you. That'll just tell you the truth all the time in Hollywood. If you don't have those kind of people around you, I pity you, honestly. If you don't have a ball buster next to you, that'll tell you. My comic friends, keep me humble. Don't tell a comic your weakness. That's all you'll hear about the rest of your life.

You might want to get a paycheck. You got to keep people like that around you. That'll just tell you the truth all the time in Hollywood. If you don't have those kind of people around you, I pity you, honestly. If you don't have a ball buster next to you, that'll tell you. My comic friends, keep me humble. Don't tell a comic your weakness. That's all you'll hear about the rest of your life.