Dunc
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Not For Radio
686: Urine Therapy
Hey, fellas, I've got a short story for you guys.
Not For Radio
686: Urine Therapy
One day I bought an apple juice with me to work, which was poured in an empty water bottle.
Not For Radio
686: Urine Therapy
Whilst driving, I needed a piss, and I decided to squeeze it into another empty water bottle.
Not For Radio
686: Urine Therapy
I put said water bottle in my door panel and didn't think much of it.
Not For Radio
686: Urine Therapy
Anyhow, about an hour later, I grabbed my apple juice, and only then, after taking a massive mouthful, I realised, wow...
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686: Urine Therapy
I spat it all over the inside of my windscreen and then I threw up.
Not For Radio
686: Urine Therapy
I then had to pay 50 quid to get the inside completely steam clean.
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686: Urine Therapy
And I've never fucking drunk apple juice again.
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686: Urine Therapy
I still find it quite funny that people actually...
Not For Radio
686: Urine Therapy
would drink their piss, like, as a thing.
Not For Radio
686: Urine Therapy
Drinking, it's urine therapy or something.