686: Urine Therapy

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Dunc 0:00
We stayed at a backpacker's so we met heaps of English tourist chicks.

What is urine therapy and its benefits?

Dunc 0:04
They loved us. Couldn't get enough of me.
Jay 0:06
I didn't write that. I bagged six of them myself. Welcome to the podcast. This is Not For Radio. We are your hosts, Duncan Hyde, Jay Reeve. Caution, this podcast will contain some swearing.
Dunc 0:17
Yes, Duncan tells us the benefits of urine therapy, which is strange.

How can running be made more enjoyable?

Dunc 0:20
How you can make running fun. Here we go.
Jay 0:23
I'm going to read out another one of my letters that I wrote to Nana back in the day. This is around about the time I'd left high school, been denied from broadcasting school, was ironed out moving to another city. There's a bit going on. There's a bit to unpack too. The classic builder's classic yarn will feature before the end of this podcast episode. It's an elite one too. That's the very last thing in the podcast today. It's an absolute beauty.
Dunc 0:46
And the pitfalls of being deaf in a rugby team.

What are the highlights from Dunc's letters to Nana?

Jay 0:51
Not For Radio brought to you by Classic Builders. They've been putting roofs over Kiwis' heads for over three decades. They're one of the big herbs in new homes and a massive part of the communities they build in.
Dunc 1:09
Attention, snipers.

What funny stories are shared in the voice memos?

Dunc 1:11
Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life. Prepare to fire. This is cool because this is a story from Clint in London. We'll call him Clint because that's his fucking name. And, I mean, I'm sure there's lots and lots and lots of things about Clint that are really cool. But...

What is the classic yarn about Texas BBQ?

Dunc 1:35
He's a London taxi driver.
Jay 1:37
Oh, sick.
Dunc 1:39
Yeah, and so I have this... I've seen a few of them on the internet. Yeah, I have a strange fascination with London taxi drivers, the black cab taxi drivers. Oh, that's what he is. I'm assuming it is. Hey, fellas, I've got a short story for you guys. London taxi driver here. One day I bought an apple juice with me to work, which was poured in an empty water bottle. Whilst driving, I needed a piss, and I decided to squeeze it into another empty water bottle. I put said water bottle in my door panel and didn't think much of it. Anyhow, about an hour later, I grabbed my apple juice, and only then, after taking a massive mouthful, I realised, wow... It wasn't my apple juice.

What are the challenges of being deaf in a rugby team?

Dunc 2:17
It was still warm and it was my piss. I spat it all over the inside of my windscreen and then I threw up.
Unknown 2:27
That's the work day over for a London cabbie driver.
Dunc 2:30
I then had to pay 50 quid to get the inside completely steam clean. And I've never fucking drunk apple juice again.
Jay 2:39
Cheers. The end. Amazing. Great start. Well, smack my arse and call me Susan. It's Jay and Dunk on Not For Radio.
Dunc 2:52
Get on you, Susan. I still find it quite funny that people actually... would drink their piss, like, as a thing. Like, drinking your urine as a thing. Do you not know this?
Jay 3:09
I don't know if you can quite call it a thing. It's a fucking thing. No, it just reeks of, like, a Gwyneth Paltrow health reset.
Dunc 3:16
No, well, it kind of is. Drinking, it's urine therapy or something.
Jay 3:21
It's waste from your body.
Dunc 3:23
Would you do poo therapy? Drinking urine, often referred to as urotherapy or urophagia, is a practice with ancient roots, but no evidence of medical benefits. Hang on, the... Myths versus science. There's no curative power. Apparently it was seen as a cancer treatment, cure of asthma, cure of COVID-19, and many other medical conditions. It's ineffective for skin and teeth. While urea is used in skin care and ammonia can whiten teeth, the concentration of raw urine are too low to be effective and come with a risk of infection.
Jay 4:03
Well, if you needed to hear that, I'm glad you tuned into the podcast today.
Dunc 4:06
Someone's looking at their piss and going, maybe I'll put it back down. Put it back down.

How did a London taxi driver end up with a shocking experience?

Dunc 4:10
Yeah. It was fucking funny. We had this conversation.
Jay 4:13
It's a thing.
Dunc 4:15
No, it is definitely a thing. There's a large number of people.
Jay 4:17
I guarantee there'll be someone listening to this. Oh, hang on.
Dunc 4:20
Now there's a large number of people. I guarantee there'll be someone listening to this right now that goes, you guys know what you're talking about. I drink my piss all the time and it's fucking great.

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