Not For Radio

628: Smothered in scat

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Poddy: 01:14 - Scat war with the kids5.18 - Tricky’s sweat towel12.54 - The internet has been thinking21.24 - Bloke wants his foreski...

Grandad's guilt got me a PlayStation | Not For Radio #627 w/ Jay & Dunc

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio… 8.55 - Summer holidays 11.55 - ‘Robbed’ by a traveller 17.55 - In a medical journal 24.05 - Turning into a ve...

Update 14 January 2025

14 Jan 2026

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Update 8 January 2025

08 Jan 2026

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Update 1st January 2026

01 Jan 2026

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Update 25 December 2025

25 Dec 2025

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616: Hot sauce vs body

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 01:40 - Hot sauce vs body 07:40 - CW Knix cooking videos 13:35 - Feedback from Paul and Stu18:00 - Voice note abo...

615: NFR Q&A

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 3:10 - What has changed for us since NFR6:50 - Worst and best Christmas presents10:40 - Favourite and least favou...

612: Resuscitation from a naked butler

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 02:00 - NZ vs Australia05:10 - Crack-down on podcasting11:20 - Dunc went to the gym today14:20 - Jay's mate broke...

611: Burn survivor, Samoana Matangi

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Poddy: Samoana Matangi grew up in Utah, smashed school life out of the park, switched careers to work the powerlines… and then one d...

608: Crashing into the in-laws' shed

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Poddy: 01:40 - Spotify Wrapped03:20 - Paramedic's sense of smell comes back after a home visitTaxidermy from OhStuffiNell - ohstuffinell...

607: Andrew Tuck from Homegrown

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... Andrew Tuck, CEO of Homegrown Events, joins us to chat through next year's festival. We cover off the logistics a...

Update 27 November 2025

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are treating you to 2 Sniper Elite episodes while they're away in Vanuatu! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

603: Slip of a 400kg tyre

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 02:00 - Strongman vs 400kg tyre09:50 - Prison shower chat15:15 - Having a crack at religion17:00 - Dana White Fra...

602: Horny Animals

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio...02:00 - PS5 Giveaway04:10 - Humped by a shark and getting a new nickname 07:30 - Memes in group chats08:30 - Metall...

599: OnlyLos

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Poddy: 00:01:10 - Growing up 00:14:50 - The rock and the altercation00:19:40 - Military00:28:40 - Post-military prison office dust-up00...

598: Electrical mains cable explosion

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Poddy: 01:00 - Seeing a real life cowboy 04:50 - Avoiding hospitals and racking up injuries 15:20 - Tips for working out a ring size...

595: Musician Te Wehi

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio, we’re joined by Māori musician, Te Wehi! We chat about his childhool and career, and he even plays a couple of tu...

594: Doing a runner in Istanbul

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Poddy: 02:00 - Potential murder when plumbing08:50 - Dunc broke his AI13:07 - Hardcore Pawn with Dad and we almost caused a car acciden...

591: Your Gnarliest Injuries

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Poddy: 00:00 - Introduction 01:40 - War Story 1 07:01 - Gruesome Injuries and Scars Facebook Post: https://www.facebook.com/gro...

590: Al Brown

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our guest today is a proper Kiwi legend — a bloke whose name is basically stitched into the fabric of New Zealand food and hospitality. Al Brown isn...

589: Ass Torpedo and Pecker Putty

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Poddy: 00:00 - Ass torpedo shunts cat04:00 - Robert Irwin 08:20 - Jamie from Switzerland28:00 - Feedback from our chat with Milan Borich...

587: Skydiving under the influence

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

20:05 - A true battler lived 3 lives in one night27:50 - Slicing into ya leg 35:25 - Hunters Element In The Wild Tee - https://bit.ly/4pNauTJ37:40 - D...

586: Milan Borich from Pluto pt. 2

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 04:00 - Can some tracks be better?07:40 - Long White Cross and Dance Stamina09:50 - Music revenue in NZ and the i...

583: Wobbles

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 02:10 - NFR messages and stats07:00 - Cacti14:30 - Knuckle Tattoos21:10 - PS5 winner 24:40 - Wobbles Hit us up a...

582: Milan Borich from Pluto

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 05:00 - Primary School08:20 - Growing up on the farm11:40 - 14th birthday cliff fall17:30 - Start in music19:50 -...

579: D*ck out on a work call

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast: 01:38 War Story 1 05:57 Motocross 08:50 Helicopter Rides 14:16 No One Else Like Me 19:03 Therapy 32:17 War Story 2 39:13 Bath...

578: T-Shirt Gun vs Grandma

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast: 01:27 War Story 1 06:37 PlayStation Giveaway Ghost of Yōtei Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z7kqwuf0a8&rco=1 ...

575: Knuckles and Kirb

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 00:30 - Ash London 01:50 - Catching up with Kurt Capewell 05:40 - Jay's mistake during Fashion Week 07:20 - Ho...

574: Airsoft trip ends in flames

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 01:00 - Our NFR winners are here! 09:00 - Setting an Airbnb on fire 18:30 - Naming our taxidermy rabbit 25:10 ...

571: Laser guided bomb

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 01:40 - Taxidermy unboxing - https://bit.ly/3Vp0phD 07:40 - Almost killed by a laser-guided bomb 17:50 - A po...

570: Waterbed vs Jay’s weak stomach

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 02:40 - Army navigation exercise yarns https://bit.ly/4mr9W2S11:40 - Biggest rooters in the animal kingdom18:00 -...

569: Tre the Owl

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 01:10 - Danger wank ends up making entire hospital erupt in laughter12:40 - Self Help Singh on group chats17:20 -...

567: Scott & Mig from Fishing and Adventure

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 00:01:30 - Finding a finger 00:05:10 - Scott & Mig from Fishing and Adventure 00:20:50 - Favourite catch 00:34...

566: Poisoned tea

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 02:40 - Mr Beast Burger is in NZ06:00 - Crushed nuts on a motorbike08:50 - School lies and our childhoods18:50 - ...

563: Project X-style after party

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 02:50 - Granny's shivs07:10 - Mr T's daughter is a comedian12:10 - This may make you not want kids17:00 - Daycare...

562: Mooning on the bus

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Not For Radio... 01:40 - Mooning mates04:50 - Jay update21:20 - Feedback26:40 - Kyla Cobbler's response to a creep28:30 - Dad vs D...

560: Ramset Gun

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Not For Radio! 01:40 - Kids snags a leg instead of a fish 06:20 - Jay’s recent hospital visit 18:40 - Lee’s Epsom salt reaction 23:00...

Update from Jay & Dunc. 28th August 2025

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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558: The Inside Word. 25th August 2025

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the Inside Word! Manu through a Manatee(10:00) - NFR Flyaway(16:00) - A kind message about becoming Sniper Elite(21:00) - Jay's house update...

557: Pecker Wrecker

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's episode of NFR... (01:40) - Not for Radio Flyaway winner, Lewis(09:20) - Black and Decker pecker wrecker (17:50) - Paranormal son(27:50) -...

556: Killed her with my c**k

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast! 3.30 - Rog from The Morning Rumble10 - Almost killed a chick in the sack17 - Playing pool led to brain surgery29 - Couple farts...

551: Country singer Brad Cox - EXCLUSIVE EPISODE

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast 1 - Brad Cox's childhood 6 - Music in life 8 - Northern Territories - Scrub bull video https://bit.ly/3Je1BS2 14 - De fac...

553: Stranded because of a shit

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast NFR Flyaway winner14 - Jay's health update25 - Russ Packer - https://bit.ly/4loW5cJ31 - Flash bang grenade on a stag do38 - Str...

552: Suburnt postman

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast 2 - Mickey Mouse watch unravels child5 - Check in with Jay22 - NFR flyaway25 - Jon's sunburn disaster34 - Gas Station character...

549: Hidden in butter

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast 00:02:00 - Naked run00:09:00 - Born without an asshole00:13:00 - Hide the turd game00:16:00 - The most Aussie, Aussie ever 00:19...

548: Kirb's banana danger wank

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Sneaky pub near the back door 9 - How many danger wanks in a day?12 - Hotel hustle with Frank Abignale Jnr18 - When to get ...

545: Hospitalised from feeding the chooks

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast 5 - Hospitalised from feeding the chooks 12 - Quick beers16 - Handling grief21 - Wrong sayings 24 - Krystal's pie recommendation...

544: Cat nicked the sack

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - NFR giveaway 11 - Busting up your own car 19 - Seeing a ghost child 25 - Jay 's an operator when he's performing in fron...

543: Where did the knife go?

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Knife-throwing game 10 - Jay's wife's birthday 16 - Kirb's vodka and lime cordial 17 - Unreal Tinder profile 19 - Shoot...

541: Paranormal

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Getting into paranormal 6.20 - Equipment 10 - Dunc's overnight stay at a mental asylum 12 - Strangled by a ghost 17 - S...

540: Crematorium Insights

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Glue on the nether region.10 - When do you wash your hands? 15 - Gastric bypass surgery.25- 100% New Zealand Bacon and Ham...

537: J'Mo Moran

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Poo Revenge.10 - Jonathon Moran.- Journalism.- Writing the book.- Overdose.- Swearing.- Men and mental fitness.- Giving up...

536: Crushed by a bull

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Arming the Snipers.5 - Genitals squashed by a bull.9 - Owen Sadler's mum update.16 - Firearms licence.20 - Cris, the anima...

533: Buzz Lightyear and a golf cart

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Buzz Lightyear, golf cart destroyer20 - Teeth vs Dog for a wild child!25 - Harrison Ford saved a boy scout29 - Charlize Th...

532: Fell out of a plane hungover

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Accidentally firing a bullet.6 - Falling out of a plane. 13 - Matt loves the podcast.14 - Shopping local.21 - Mischief wh...

529: Farting underwater

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Broken arm hospital experience.16 - Wrong house garden service.22 - Sniper roll call.28 - Best places to fart.33 - Outrage...

528: Spicy burger... or are you just fat?

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Spicy burger competition.11 - First Warriors game.17 - Flintoff documentary. Brad Smeele - https://bit.ly/4kaZxqT 21 - O...

525: Sorry George

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - State of Origin last night 5 - 2 Great Danes and 1 nasty shit.9 - NRL pool shot put.12 - Electric shock to the flaps17 - ...

524: Rhonda Hapi Smith

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. We're joined by Rhonda Hāpi-Smith - A female prison officer and member of the Riot Squad, she met and worked with thieves, addi...

522: Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Field days. 7 - NZ Pie reviews / Lewis Road Creamery. 10- Andrew Hamilton show.15 - Super yachts in Monaco.19 - F1.21 - Ge...

521: Decontamination

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Mad Dog Bryan17 - Moving house in a hurry24 - Towel wiper Give us a follow if you haven't already ~ Jay and Dunc. Want ...

518: Rhinostopper

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 -  Volcano kettle explosion. 9 - Drunk poo on a walk home. 16 - Jay saw Jo Koy.25 - Blazed NZ ad.30 - Advice for people w...

517: Sail trip with no experience

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Fruit Salad can.6 - We love garlic.12 - Sailing with bugger all experience.24 - Jay got a listener in trouble.27 - Jay's h...

515: Shock to the cock

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Dog exposes lost virginity.7 - Electric shock to the cock.13 - Message from Judith Lyons.SJ Family reunion - https://www....

514: Handcuff show and tell

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Stuck earring, a broken jaw and a missing foot6 - Thunderflash and desert loos11 - Betcha pot for State of Origin and our wild...

511: Self-catheterizing a blocked bladder

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Michael won $1k worth of Binance5 - Blocked bladder13 - Principal dad punishes student son24 - No one else like me NFR edi...

510: Jay's roll ups

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Our radio show is #1 and Aaron has a complaint5 - Accidentally pissing on someone9 - Jay's experience in Bali19 - How many...

Go and check out episode 353

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. NOTHING! Well, not really. But the lads aren't here to record a podcast today, so we're redirecting you to a classic 'Sniper E...

507: Porcupine quills and a butt boil

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Porcupine quills.7 - Boil on the butt.14 - Stevie B update.20 - Pubes for holidays.23 - Flat Earth Theory.35 - Would Ya? ...

506: Catching a live bomb

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Climbing a crane 8 - Catching a live bomb19 - Things you can say in cricket and also during sex22 - Embarrassing kids25 - N...

504: Jay's son has a unique story from work

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Jay's son's writing exercise. 9 - Second bumhole. 17  - Burnt on the exhaust. 22 - James from Binance. New NFR sungl...

503: Jaye Pukepuke

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Armed robberies.8 - Disconnect from the land.10 - Prison.12 - Catalyst for change.15 - Mount Eden. 18 - Prison Life.22 - ...

501: Heath Franklin's Chopper

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast.  Fingering a dog. 1 - Longevity in comedy.3 - New show - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth.6 - Scenarios.11 - Hecklers during a...

500: Our Five Hundredth Episode!

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Kid with a compound bow. 12 - Veeting your ballsack. 19 - Mould hole. 30 - Eating a meat cyst. 34 - Shoutout to Nick. ...

497: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 3

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Billionaire’s dog. Cloning animals. Convictions hanging around. Stealing uni assignments and cutting his hand. Trying to...

496: Garage Squirrel

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Unhinged parenting hacks.  10 - A queef and NFR.     16 - Caught on camera on a cruise.   20 -   The last video ...

494: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 2

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Listeners who’ve gone on Pete’s missions. Ilegal Nicuorguan boats. An update on Paul Watson. 60th birthday. Elephant m...

493: Shrinkage

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 4 - Spooking a doctor. 7 - Thailand lads holiday. 10 - A rogue saw and a trapped willy. 17 - Shrinkage chat. 18 - Who we s...

491: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 1

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Customs and borders 13 - Turtle trackers. 18 - Arresting fisherman. 25.20 - Antarctica and the Gulf.  https://www.earthrac...

490: We haven't laughed this hard in ages

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Outhouse Story. 10 - Gastric Bypass Surgery. 17 - Jay’s Wife Anna. 22 - G-Dogs. 27 - The bloke who created Harold th...

489: Hulk's Meat Missile

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 0 - Paper mache bell end. 4 - Squashed cock. 11- Toenails on the train. 17 - A big chat about emotions. 23 - Blue penis. ...

488: James from the army

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Jay’s AA weekend. 14 - An odd question from a dog owner. 17 - Dog survives being hit by a car. 23 - Joining the army. 25 ...

487: Andy from the circus

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Andy from the circus smuggled grass. 8 - NZ Education. 10 - NZ TV clips - Choc Top God. Link to Two Cars One Night: http...

486: Hunting pirates

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Peter pissed himself in Spain. 13  - Would we hunt pirates? 23  - Father-in-law firestick surprise. 27 - $100k tattoo...

484: Drug dog

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Motivation. 2 - Body parts left to rot. 5 - Lighting yourself on fire. 9 - Dog on shrooms. 14 - When Dre met Eminem. ...

483: Illegal border crossing

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 1 - Who's biffing my wheelie bin. 10 - Ilegal border crossing. 18 -  Sleeping pills have been giving us weird dreams. https...

480: A genital injury that leaves us shocked

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Stalky and the cactus. 7 - Degloved penis. 14 - Korean beatboxer. 16 - Getting hit by a car. 23 - Self Help Singh. Tak...

479: This episode is gnarly

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Metal bin prank. 5 - Downstairs telling off has a horror revelation. 10 - Wild Grandmother story. 13.25 - Crematorium l...

478: VIP Stag Do

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Stag do fire. 9 - Dunc has a stag do this weekend. 13 - Fish pie bits Jay in the ass. 19 - Shitting curdled milk. 22 -...

476: Like hitting a brick wall

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 3 - Oldie but a goldie. 7 - Engagement ring. 11 - Tom's driver's licence drama. 20 - Pies that aren't pies. 27 - Wally upd...

475: Looks like you're f****ed

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Sparky roof drama 12 - Aidan Copp 31 - Shot by an air rifle 34 - Guessing when people die 40 - Jay would pash himself ...

474: One-armed chin ups

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Kids are dicks. 8 - One-armed chin ups 15 - The Matrix & other movies. 24 - NZ artists. Laurie Steer is the man! 33 - ...

473: The Inside Word. 10th March 2025.

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Park up with Jay and Dunc as they unpack their weekend. 0 - Dunc's family is sick. 4 - Jay just fucking sent it. New NFR sunglasses - https://neu...

472: Who is keen for a Baileys?

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. Hey legends, Dunc here. Full disclosure Show Boss Tiegs and Westie Lee are away and I'm give this uploading thing a red hot c...

471: Bubble credit card

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - The only way is Essex. 8:30 - On the rark. 16:27 - There's no one else like me. 26 - Russel Brand. 31:21  - NZ classi...

470: Young and dumb

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2:30 - War story - Bradley fighting vehicles.  6 - Young and dumb. 10 - Jay pisses anywhere. 12:30 - Lymerics. 14 - Cyclo...

469: Mad Dog Wally

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. The boys catch up with Wally for a raw and honest chat about His time in the armed forces, how he got injured and everything el...

468: The Inside Word. 3rd March 2025.

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Park up with Jay and Dunc as they unpack their weekend. The boys got to a bunch of stuff over the weekend - Including what their hopes and dreams are...

467: NFR Nicknames

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast. 2 - Waterproofing boots. 6:15 - Long haul flight next to a dead person. 11.15 - A throwback to the skydiving dead granny htt...