Duncan Barkes

Or for Gustavo Caballero.

to play as a central striker, which apparently he has experience of doing.

And these are both experienced footballers in their mid-twenties.

No, actually, I think, yeah, Jacob Brown is 25.

Caballero is also 25.

So these are experienced men who've played football towards the highest level.

So we're not taking a risk with any greenhorns.

No offence to Mackenzie Kirk, but he doesn't have anything like the experience of those two guys.

So we could be seeing an interesting team

announced or hearing an interest no seeing on our phones at two o'clock uh no one minute past two it's just occurred to me just to remind everybody not that it makes the slightest bit of difference to anything but the kickoff on saturday will be at one minute past three

as will all the football games, for the next month or so, kick off one minute later than their normal scheduled time.

So instead of 7.45, there'll be 7.46, and so on, so on.

And this is all to raise awareness for a charity which is promoting people getting used to learning how to operate these defibrillation machines, which save lives.

And because we've had fatalities at home and away games, Pompey are, I think, very fresh with the understanding that it is worth everybody knowing how these machines work.

But having said that, back to team selection.

At one minute past two, meticulously posted by Pompey's media people, will be the team sheet, complete with the starting 11 and the subs, of course.

And it will, once again, it always does...

but particularly on this occasion, make for fascinating reading.

I have to step in at this point.

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