Duncan Barkes

It's published on the website Football League World.

It's calling for Portsmouth to be punished.

I have to jump in and read it to you because it is such an ungrammatical, ill-coordinated piece of journalism that the robot...

cannot recognize it so this is what adam has to say and i'm not going to insult him by using an ipswich accent i'm going to do him the decent thing and read it properly but you will hear yourself the confusion in his own mind that he then puts down on paper or at least pixelates on a pc screen here we go he says

I think it's a very rare situation in football where games are postponed twice in a row.

And I really feel for the fans who had started travelling down.

At least this time it was called off with a bit more time in hand, but I think there has to be punishments by the EFL if this happens, whether that's fines or maybe not, as extreme as point deductions.

That was all one sentence.

You kind of get the gist, don't you?

You can also see why a robot went, what?

Nah.

He goes on.

Pick the bones out of that.

He finishes by saying, when you get promoted to the Premier League, there are a bunch of regulations that have to be fulfilled for broadcast requirements and a bunch of other requirements.

This is pre-O level stuff, isn't it?

Final sentence.

I see no reason why there shouldn't be a set of regulations in the championship that are similar and include pitch conditions because in this day and age to have a match called off twice due to pitch conditions is a bit ridiculous.

I don't know what anybody thinks they're doing in publishing something like that.

And it's an appalling thing to suggest that Portsmouth are punished at all for what was an absolute downpour, you know, a monsoon type day.

If we'd had covers on the pitch, then the pitch would have been two inches deep in water that hadn't had a chance to soak into the pitch.