Duncan Barkes

for working your way through a very complicated telephone directory of players coming and going and staying and not coming and not going.

Well, just out of courtesy, let's mention Jordan Archer, who unfortunately...

It seems as though they can't place him.

Florian Bianchini, who's in danger of not being registered even.

And then LaRue, they've got another few weeks to find a loan deal for him.

And that's probably what's going to happen.

Yeah, I've got one funny point just to end on, and it's only about the changing face of football in England.

Not that long ago, if you were to watch players training and having a training game, you would hear a lot of shouting, but it would always be people's names.

So it'd be Dave over here, Mick, Steve, Terry.

But how do they deal with Mediodio Dia and Gustavo Caballero and E.J.

Alisse and Ibo Adams?

It's a slight issue.

Well, boydo to bony, thanks again.

So Pompey bought Terry Devlin for a multiple five-figure fee and now he's worth a multiple seven-figure fee.

We bought, or they bought, Callum Lang, who we'd never heard of, I don't think, for £400,000 and his sell-on turned out to be getting on for £2 million.

Now this kind of business makes the average hedge fund manager look slow off the mark.

So well done to all concerned.

And let's keep it up.

I worry a tiny little bit.

Did you notice during what John Massino was saying along the lines of twice he said if he moves on, good for him, good luck to him.