Duncan Barkes

Am I right in thinking that that's poor old Flo Bianchini's permanent club?

And where's he going to sit in the stands on Tuesday?

Oh, Devlin will be playing his socks off then.

And Swans?

Brilliant.

Thank you, Steve.

Thank you.

Talk soon.

Look forward to it.

We begin today's Pompey Sound News Bulletin with something slightly different, a competition.

It's a football-type competition, and it's this.

I recently sent off for a replacement set of FIFA red and yellow cards.

They're very handy to have in the car in case you see somebody driving not so well, maybe cycling not so well, maybe even crossing over in front of you and making you slow down and so they're pedestrianizing not very well.

You need somebody else in the car with you to do this.

You can't do it yourself.

You probably could, but it might attract the attention of the law because you might not be driving with your full care and attention.

But if you see somebody who needs a yellow card or a red card, okay, and you've got somebody in the car with them, you tell them, wind your window down and brandish the yellow.

And when it happens, I promise you, everybody falls about.

And it's a joke well made and well taken, but nevertheless, a point comes across.

So...