Duncan Barkes

I've got in front of me a plastic leatherette black wallet, which has got a pencil and a sleeve and some forms that you fill in at the end of the game with the team's name and their colours, the score and details of any player who was cautioned or dismissed.

but most of all you get an authentic solid waterproof yellow card the right size and shape of course and ditto a red card now I sent off for one of these but as sometimes happens I got charged for one but I received four

So I've got three outstanding.

So I'm giving away three sets of FIFA red and yellow cards to a Pompey Sound news bulletin, podcast or streaming listener.

All you have to do is send me an email to the studio at radiopompey at gmail.com and we'll have a little prize draw.

So if you want in and you fancy having yourself an authentic set of FIFA red and yellow cards, nice little talking point, you can take it down the pub.

And if you don't like what somebody's saying, you don't say I disagree with you, you pull out a yellow.

And if they do it again, they second yellow and they're out.

They're off.

It's a nice little joke.

It really works every single time.

And you can have it.

So the first three out of the hat.

And if you want to be in the hat, just send me an email saying, I want to be in the hat for the cards.

It's Radio Pompey.

One word, of course, at gmail.com.

Couple of points here.

First of all, that was part of a broadcast.

I think they call it a podcast.

I think the one that they call Who Needs Mourinho?