Duncan Hyatt
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Please, what the fuck is a poop knife?
Obviously, he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name.
He starts giggling, then laughing, then lots of people start laughing.
It turns out the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door.
It also turns out that none of them had poop knives.
It was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels.
I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time.
It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the rusty old knife in the utility closet as a basic utility knife.
Thankfully, she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon Box.
And she's going to be getting her own utility knife now.
Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry?