Duncan Hyatt

Yeah.

It's so good.

Yeah.

Which was like just, yeah, classic.

No, that one was from Kiwi 2, I think.

The Sockburn one was a fibreglass one, so fuck it, they didn't care.

Or it'd been a big summer or whatever, you get these fibreglass shards injected into your body, which sucks.

sucked ass but like when it was running hot and they had fresh paint or whatever it was always awesome as a young buck though you'd like cruiser and you'd they'll be like right where are you going there's a couple of blind spots down there for the lifeguards couldn't see and they'd just be the couple of the bigger lads that would block it up and it would be about half a meter of water with them and their three mates and you'd come around the water would start getting deeper and then you'd just go bang into all these dudes and they'll be like hold

race straight through these fucking this was at the end we used to we used to hammer it when i was lifeguarding wreck at the um at the wave pools we turned the fastest we found you could go is if you turn the slide off and then you get all the hand soap and the cleaning equipment for the bathrooms and you drop trowel so you got bare ass and you basically just just froth it all up and get it all over your ass and then just yeet yourself into the slide that's got no water left in it just water residue

And you get so much pace.

And there's no runoff.

It's not a pool at the bottom.

It's like one of those long bath looking bits.

So we get all the wave pool rings as like a buffer and line them all up.

Because you just come out of it, as Jay would say, max chickens.

Just straight into it.

And we had this one little chick.

She was ruthless.

She had all these tattoos and ear piercings.

Great lifeguard.