Duncan Hyde

And just bearing in mind, I don't even know the...

If you're getting a shock and it tightens up your jaw muscles and your teeth are jammed around two live wires, it fucking locks it in like a Rhodesian Ridgeback Pitbull cross.

I'd neglect to remember that the transformer plugged in, that I left the transformer plugged in.

Boy, oh boy, did I remember once the wires touched my dental device.

I forgot.

He had the fucking metalwork in for his overbite.

I found myself shaking wildly while double fisting the cable, looking like Marvin Home Alone 2, getting the shock of his life.

And I know exactly how he fucking felt.

I don't remember how I got loose from the power.

I think it was because of the complete failure of the local power grid.

After I got my wits about me, I noticed that I could hear radio stations playing.

and had a numb sensation to my entire tongue and subsequent molars.

I smelt what I could only describe as burnt hair and mango chutney.

Oh my gosh.

As I staggered up the front porch stairs, I met my mother as she flung the door open and she must have noticed the dimming of the lights in the house.

and I was imitating a light bulb just outside, or heard my muffled moans of discomfort and regret.

All I could manage to mutter was, to which she fell over laughing hysterically in an uncontrollable fashion to the point of tears.

To this day, I sometimes hear random radio stations and manage to become a fucking clairvoyant.

Oddly enough, I have the faint taste of copper in my mouth as I write this, and I'm really nervous about electrical work.

Have a wonderful day.