Duncan Hyde
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
that would make Mr. Smithers look like George Clooney.
You're thinking, not Smithers, Smithers is the bum boy.
One day, my mother brought home a set of dusk to dawn landscaping lights, complete with a step-down transformer and about 100 feet of electric wire.
The route my loving mother, you'll find out why in a bit, wanted me to take with the lights was around about 100 feet short.
We needless to say didn't have enough wire or lights to complete the route and I figured well we'll just plug it in and test the lights and have then subsequently left them on for the night since my parents would get the rest of the supplies for me to complete the job within the week.
A week later I finally had the supplies and me being the teenager I was supposed to finish it up that day.
Well to my mistake my mother got upset like a mother badger protecting her den.
As I was placing the wires into the splicing adapter, I discovered that the prongs that allowed me to transfer the electricity into a connection were too far apart to connect the wires properly.
I decided in my infinite wisdom that I would pull the wires apart with my teeth.