Duncan Trussell

Fuck yeah, I want diversity.

You better believe I do.

And equity.

I want everyone to have a fair shot.

And inclusivity, yeah.

I was bullied when I was in, God, when they were picking sports team.

It wasn't fun for old D. Trussell, let me tell you that.

Nobody wanted the Trussell on their team because I can't catch shit.

So yeah, I would like to fix that.

The next thing you know, it's the same model that happens with all kinds of cults.

The next thing you know, you end up

Having to start subscribing to shit maybe you don't agree with.

And that happens on the right, too.

There's another set of like, yeah, fuck.

I don't want big government.

Like, no.

I mean, it just seems like it's like bureaucracy.

I just had this guy Raghu Marcus on, and he was talking about, someone on his podcast told him, why is it the Ten Commandments and not the Sermon on the Mount?

Like, you know what I mean?

If we're going to put something there, like, I think it's Danny Coleman said that, if we're going to put something there, why not put blessed are the meek?