Duncan Trussell
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KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
I'm a German Jew, to be exact, so it's very confusing for me a lot.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
Sometimes I'm like, oy vey!
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
The other times I'm like, see, Kyle?
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
I can fucking say it, guys.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
Anyway, here's one for you.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
What do you get when you cross a Jewish guy?
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
Okay, so we have any animal lovers out here?
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
So I got a black cat, black rescue cat.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
I named her Toothless from How to Train a Dragon.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
And let's just say she had teeth when I found her.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
I really love me some black pussy.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
Speaking of fried chicken, if this doesn't work out well, I'm going to open up a food truck.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
Because every time you want Chick-fil-A, it's closed on a fucking Sunday, dude.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
That I'm damaged goods, pretty much.
KILL TONY
#730 - IAN FIDANCE + DUNCAN TRUSSELL
I probably shouldn't be out in public.