Dylan Eckardt

First of all, you don't have to disclose. That's confidential. I'm kind of on Team Bezos for this one. Obviously, why wouldn't you be? Whoever's buying a house should not matter if you're worth $100 million or you're worth $100,000. And because it is him, they're upset because they lost a few million? First of all, the house, I believe, was worth $73 million. Yeah, if that. So what?

That's like saying that if you see me pull up in a Ferrari, that you're going to charge me extra than if I pulled up in a Prius. It's the same scenario. It shouldn't matter what you are, who you are, how much money you have. It's what the property is worth and how quick they're willing to sell it. They should be lucky they got that fucking deal. Because I don't even believe the deal was worth it.

That's like saying that if you see me pull up in a Ferrari, that you're going to charge me extra than if I pulled up in a Prius. It's the same scenario. It shouldn't matter what you are, who you are, how much money you have. It's what the property is worth and how quick they're willing to sell it. They should be lucky they got that fucking deal. Because I don't even believe the deal was worth it.

That's like saying that if you see me pull up in a Ferrari, that you're going to charge me extra than if I pulled up in a Prius. It's the same scenario. It shouldn't matter what you are, who you are, how much money you have. It's what the property is worth and how quick they're willing to sell it. They should be lucky they got that fucking deal. Because I don't even believe the deal was worth it.

What it is, is people look at me and they don't Google me. I'm tatted up. I drive bulletproof cars and I'm very, I guess it comes across as arrogant, but I would say it's just a little bit of, I'm insecure. So I covered it up with that. It's like, oh, here's my guard up. All right. You can pick on the prince, but Dylan is Dylan Eckhart, who I really am. It's very, You know, scared.

What it is, is people look at me and they don't Google me. I'm tatted up. I drive bulletproof cars and I'm very, I guess it comes across as arrogant, but I would say it's just a little bit of, I'm insecure. So I covered it up with that. It's like, oh, here's my guard up. All right. You can pick on the prince, but Dylan is Dylan Eckhart, who I really am. It's very, You know, scared.

What it is, is people look at me and they don't Google me. I'm tatted up. I drive bulletproof cars and I'm very, I guess it comes across as arrogant, but I would say it's just a little bit of, I'm insecure. So I covered it up with that. It's like, oh, here's my guard up. All right. You can pick on the prince, but Dylan is Dylan Eckhart, who I really am. It's very, You know, scared.

What are you scared of? Everything.

What are you scared of? Everything.

What are you scared of? Everything.

That's what it is. That's the Jekyll and Hyde. It's like... I demand excellence. I give excellence in business. I'm that guy. There's no one better than me in real estate. There isn't because I don't stop. What I say is we could sit in a room together, you and me. And let's say there's three people here. You're going to try to sell your house. You say it's worth $20 million.

That's what it is. That's the Jekyll and Hyde. It's like... I demand excellence. I give excellence in business. I'm that guy. There's no one better than me in real estate. There isn't because I don't stop. What I say is we could sit in a room together, you and me. And let's say there's three people here. You're going to try to sell your house. You say it's worth $20 million.

That's what it is. That's the Jekyll and Hyde. It's like... I demand excellence. I give excellence in business. I'm that guy. There's no one better than me in real estate. There isn't because I don't stop. What I say is we could sit in a room together, you and me. And let's say there's three people here. You're going to try to sell your house. You say it's worth $20 million.

Altman's going to say, okay, I'll list it for 20. I'm not that dude. I'm not going to list it for 20 because I'm an analyst. So I know it's worth 16.5. So am I going to say this? I'm going to say, listen, I'll get you 17 million for the house. I don't want a list. I'm not going to sit in an open house, hand out fucking waters and fucking cookies and walk you through a three-bedroom house.

Altman's going to say, okay, I'll list it for 20. I'm not that dude. I'm not going to list it for 20 because I'm an analyst. So I know it's worth 16.5. So am I going to say this? I'm going to say, listen, I'll get you 17 million for the house. I don't want a list. I'm not going to sit in an open house, hand out fucking waters and fucking cookies and walk you through a three-bedroom house.

Altman's going to say, okay, I'll list it for 20. I'm not that dude. I'm not going to list it for 20 because I'm an analyst. So I know it's worth 16.5. So am I going to say this? I'm going to say, listen, I'll get you 17 million for the house. I don't want a list. I'm not going to sit in an open house, hand out fucking waters and fucking cookies and walk you through a three-bedroom house.

I'm not doing that. I'm going to show you what it is and how it's done. And you know what it was? Over years of being a party boy and always being out, people used to always approach me. I used to wear shirts that said, no pictures or humble with a hint of comfort. Tanya, you know, because I always wanted that give or take attention, but I've always got it because I'm fuck you good looking.

I'm not doing that. I'm going to show you what it is and how it's done. And you know what it was? Over years of being a party boy and always being out, people used to always approach me. I used to wear shirts that said, no pictures or humble with a hint of comfort. Tanya, you know, because I always wanted that give or take attention, but I've always got it because I'm fuck you good looking.

I'm not doing that. I'm going to show you what it is and how it's done. And you know what it was? Over years of being a party boy and always being out, people used to always approach me. I used to wear shirts that said, no pictures or humble with a hint of comfort. Tanya, you know, because I always wanted that give or take attention, but I've always got it because I'm fuck you good looking.

I serve really well and I'm super connected. So I've always had that thing. But I used to do this is when people would say, how much is my house worth? And I'm out at Surf Logic, two in the morning. Oh, six million. The next day I get the call. Hey, Dylan, it's Jonathan. You said my house worth six million dollars. I'd love to listen with you. I'm like, yeah, what house was that?