Dylan Jarbo

I just found out high blood sugar. Doctor asked me what I've been eating. I said, a lot of blood, a lot of sugar. You know, when I was in high school, I thought it'd be really sweet to go to prom with my grandma, but it wasn't. She went home with somebody else. I think water bottles are getting too big. It's like you go to the gym, you see a girl, she just has like a scuba tank with a straw in it.

I just found out high blood sugar. Doctor asked me what I've been eating. I said, a lot of blood, a lot of sugar. You know, when I was in high school, I thought it'd be really sweet to go to prom with my grandma, but it wasn't. She went home with somebody else. I think water bottles are getting too big. It's like you go to the gym, you see a girl, she just has like a scuba tank with a straw in it.

I just found out high blood sugar. Doctor asked me what I've been eating. I said, a lot of blood, a lot of sugar. You know, when I was in high school, I thought it'd be really sweet to go to prom with my grandma, but it wasn't. She went home with somebody else. I think water bottles are getting too big. It's like you go to the gym, you see a girl, she just has like a scuba tank with a straw in it.

You gotta climb it to drink out of it. I like to do this thing, I'll go to the gym with like a gallon jug and I just fill it full of White Claws. So all the ladies are like, wow, good for him. I'm like, you wanna see how much I can bench press? Do you take fish oils? Can I have a cigarette? I did a dry January this year, 31 days, no crying. Thank you so much.

You gotta climb it to drink out of it. I like to do this thing, I'll go to the gym with like a gallon jug and I just fill it full of White Claws. So all the ladies are like, wow, good for him. I'm like, you wanna see how much I can bench press? Do you take fish oils? Can I have a cigarette? I did a dry January this year, 31 days, no crying. Thank you so much.

You gotta climb it to drink out of it. I like to do this thing, I'll go to the gym with like a gallon jug and I just fill it full of White Claws. So all the ladies are like, wow, good for him. I'm like, you wanna see how much I can bench press? Do you take fish oils? Can I have a cigarette? I did a dry January this year, 31 days, no crying. Thank you so much.

I did five years in Jacksonville, and I moved out here four years ago. You moved out here four years ago.

I did five years in Jacksonville, and I moved out here four years ago. You moved out here four years ago.

I did five years in Jacksonville, and I moved out here four years ago. You moved out here four years ago.

I have an IT job. I work from home. Okay. You work from home. Yeah. Boring.

I have an IT job. I work from home. Okay. You work from home. Yeah. Boring.

I have an IT job. I work from home. Okay. You work from home. Yeah. Boring.

Technically eight, but really like two. Yeah.

Technically eight, but really like two. Yeah.

Technically eight, but really like two. Yeah.

I foster dogs.

I foster dogs.

I foster dogs.

Really? Oh my god. I put them in an apartment until someone finds one and then...

Really? Oh my god. I put them in an apartment until someone finds one and then...