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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Boy, did it build.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Not only that, but I realized I think I've definitely shit my pants.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Lots going on down there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

However, I'm still like super clenching and realizing like this is not done.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So gas station in sight.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm in total shock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm like, what just happened to my body?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

That's such a great question.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm so glad you asked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Not hard or aroused in the slightest bit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I was completely shocked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Yeah, so I continue driving, still realizing that this is not over.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I realize I have to go to the attendant at the front of the gas station.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

As for the key, I'm like pulling down my sweater in the front of my jeans.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm like crouching over.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Probably looked more obvious realizing now as a 16-year-old boy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm like, can I please have the key?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm hastily running into the bathroom because it's still a dire situation.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And I don't even...