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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

As I'm running to my car, the elderly couple step outside.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And how's it going?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

You know, trying to introduce yourself.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Sorry, I got to go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Not the time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So I'm in the car.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm driving, you know, radio silent.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And I'm realizing this is that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm looking around, seeing if I can just pull over anywhere, and I'm not seeing much, so I just decide I'm just going to gun it to the gas station.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I am clenching with everything I can.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Shoulders are backed up against the seat, left foot against the floorboards, and I'm now lifted up off the seat of the car.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

It's dire situation.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And then all of a sudden, my legs start to tremble, and I let out this guttural moan.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

My legs give out, and I explode in my pants with semen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I absolutely came, and I was so confused.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Oh, my God.