Dylan

And new neighbors.

So it's a corner lot, so streets on two sides and then back to neighbors on the other.

And I'm realizing that this is a very urgent situation.

A little bit of backstory.

Pooping issues all my life.

I would go days and days and days without pooping.

And then your body's like, this is happening now.

Or an opiate addiction.

Either or.

So I step out on the deck.

I see that there's no real good spots in this new backyard to hide.

I see the toilet on the deck.

I'm like, well, maybe I could just maybe I could just do that.

I mean, that would have been super logical.

You know, you're not thinking straight at that time.

So as I'm weighing out these options, I am also noticing that our elderly new neighbors are in their windows just peeking at us and super excited to come say hi.

Oh, boy.

The only thing that I know is open being the Sunday morning.

There's a gas station about five minutes away.

I make the decision that I'm going to drive to this place or at least find somewhere where I can go do my business.