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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So I'll set the scene.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So this was, I guess, 10 years ago.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Now my girlfriend at the time and her mother had just moved towns.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And they just gotten the keys to their new house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So we had decided we were going to do renovations.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

We were going to be painting all day.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

There are some tradesmen there doing some work on the house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So we get there, everything's going well.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And I get the urge that I need to shit my pants.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I need to use the bathroom now.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So I'm weighing out my options.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I am seeing that the plumber is now working on the toilet and is replacing that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So the toilet is on the back deck.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

This being a new town, it's a Sunday morning, not really sure what's open.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Great question.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So I'm from a very rural area, but they just moved into like in-town limits.