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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I am clenching with everything I can.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Shoulders are backed up against the seat, left foot against the floorboards, and I'm now lifted up off the seat of the car.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

It's dire situation.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

And then all of a sudden, my legs start to tremble, and I let out this guttural moan.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

My legs give out, and I explode in my pants with semen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I absolutely came, and I was so confused.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Boy, did it build.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Not only that, but I realized I think I've definitely shit my pants.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Lots going on down there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

However, I'm still like super clenching and realizing like this is not done.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

So gas station in sight.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm in total shock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm like, what just happened to my body?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

That's such a great question.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

I'm so glad you asked.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Unexpected Orgasm II

Not hard or aroused in the slightest bit.