Dylan

I see the toilet on the deck.

I'm like, well, maybe I could just maybe I could just do that.

I mean, that would have been super logical.

You know, you're not thinking straight at that time.

So as I'm weighing out these options, I am also noticing that our elderly new neighbors are in their windows just peeking at us and super excited to come say hi.

Oh, boy.

The only thing that I know is open being the Sunday morning.

There's a gas station about five minutes away.

I make the decision that I'm going to drive to this place or at least find somewhere where I can go do my business.

As I'm running to my car, the elderly couple step outside.

And how's it going?

You know, trying to introduce yourself.

Sorry, I got to go.

Bye.

Not the time.

So I'm in the car.

I'm driving, you know, radio silent.

And I'm realizing this is that.

I'm not sure if I'm going to make it.

I'm looking around, seeing if I can just pull over anywhere, and I'm not seeing much, so I just decide I'm just going to gun it to the gas station.