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And I get the urge that I need to shit my pants.
I need to use the bathroom now.
So I'm weighing out my options.
I am seeing that the plumber is now working on the toilet and is replacing that.
So the toilet is on the back deck.
Okay.
This being a new town, it's a Sunday morning, not really sure what's open.
Great question.
So I'm from a very rural area, but they just moved into like in-town limits.
And new neighbors.
So it's a corner lot, so streets on two sides and then back to neighbors on the other.
And I'm realizing that this is a very urgent situation.
A little bit of backstory.
Pooping issues all my life.
I would go days and days and days without pooping.
And then your body's like, this is happening now.
Or an opiate addiction.
Either or.
So I step out on the deck.
I see that there's no real good spots in this new backyard to hide.