Ed Larson

And then he loved the man who owned slaves. It wasn't just the ninja say he's a slave owner. There was a man in there. Okay. And Abraham Lincoln made sweet love to that man. His mouth, his butt. Honestly, you could live every day being like a president. You know what I mean? Have your wife, have your best friend lover, be best friends with somebody and best friends with them at the same time.

Tall, strong man with perfect thighs. Yeah. Fucking split my rails any day. Love getting absolutely having your butt handed to you by an old friend. And then laugh. No, and it's just another funny story to tell all the guys down at the VFW about how you, Abraham Lincoln, Slimer from Ghostbusters, all had a full-on gay-ass orgy, but it doesn't make you gay because of how much you love this country.

Tall, strong man with perfect thighs. Yeah. Fucking split my rails any day. Love getting absolutely having your butt handed to you by an old friend. And then laugh. No, and it's just another funny story to tell all the guys down at the VFW about how you, Abraham Lincoln, Slimer from Ghostbusters, all had a full-on gay-ass orgy, but it doesn't make you gay because of how much you love this country.

Tall, strong man with perfect thighs. Yeah. Fucking split my rails any day. Love getting absolutely having your butt handed to you by an old friend. And then laugh. No, and it's just another funny story to tell all the guys down at the VFW about how you, Abraham Lincoln, Slimer from Ghostbusters, all had a full-on gay-ass orgy, but it doesn't make you gay because of how much you love this country.

Because other than that, it's the War of 1812. And what's civil about war? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. We already made this. Yeah, you already did.

Because other than that, it's the War of 1812. And what's civil about war? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. We already made this. Yeah, you already did.

Because other than that, it's the War of 1812. And what's civil about war? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. We already made this. Yeah, you already did.

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This week. You'll hear it. So get into it. It's about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. If you didn't know. Did you know it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald? Yeah. Crazy. His time traveler. Wait, you get to episode four. You're going to love it. Go to the patreon.com slash last podcast and you can watch us yell and do all of that and all that shenanery.

This week. You'll hear it. So get into it. It's about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. If you didn't know. Did you know it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald? Yeah. Crazy. His time traveler. Wait, you get to episode four. You're going to love it. Go to the patreon.com slash last podcast and you can watch us yell and do all of that and all that shenanery.

This week. You'll hear it. So get into it. It's about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. If you didn't know. Did you know it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald? Yeah. Crazy. His time traveler. Wait, you get to episode four. You're going to love it. Go to the patreon.com slash last podcast and you can watch us yell and do all of that and all that shenanery.

And you can see us also perform live every Tuesday for our stream. Last stream on the left. Every Tuesday, 6 p.m. PST. You can go and see us flap them gums. And it's only through the Patreon. And also just know nothing's changing about the stream. Nothing.

And you can see us also perform live every Tuesday for our stream. Last stream on the left. Every Tuesday, 6 p.m. PST. You can go and see us flap them gums. And it's only through the Patreon. And also just know nothing's changing about the stream. Nothing.

And you can see us also perform live every Tuesday for our stream. Last stream on the left. Every Tuesday, 6 p.m. PST. You can go and see us flap them gums. And it's only through the Patreon. And also just know nothing's changing about the stream. Nothing.

Nothing's changing about last stream on the left. It's staying exactly the same. We're going to have a bigger announcement about our next couple years of here at LPN. Yeah. We're going to be doing our keynote commencement speech this Wednesday.

Nothing's changing about last stream on the left. It's staying exactly the same. We're going to have a bigger announcement about our next couple years of here at LPN. Yeah. We're going to be doing our keynote commencement speech this Wednesday.

Nothing's changing about last stream on the left. It's staying exactly the same. We're going to have a bigger announcement about our next couple years of here at LPN. Yeah. We're going to be doing our keynote commencement speech this Wednesday.

Yes, it's going to be coming out today when this episode comes out. So you'll see me and you can talk to me and ask me questions. How many fans do you think we lost today? Oh, the weak ones. The weak ones, yes. Not you. Never you. World War Trade Center Effigy. You get our content. I'm so sorry you have to die next week. I can't wait to kill you. You should take it in the pool.