Side Stories: Breast Friends
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I think we're going to have to reevaluate our friendship, Eddie.
What happened? What are you talking about? Do you want to scale it back a little bit? Because I can scale it back.
I'm just saying no. No, unfortunately, no. We can only scale. We have to scale up. We have to scale up. But I saw these. I was reading some research for this week's episode of Last Podcast on the left. Yes. And they were talking about how Abraham Lincoln. You guys know the 16th president. He had a very, very good friend. named William Green while he was in his 20s. And they slept. I like to call him Billy Weed. Billy, oh, Billy Weeds. Billy, Billy Weed, Billy Nugs. And Lincoln and him shared a cot together and they slept chest to chest each night for years. They slept chest to chest. And these guys are best friends. Breast friends. Yeah, chest to chest. Exactly. But, you know, he had the true bravery to say that his best friend, Abraham Lincoln, straight, married.
Not at that point, I don't think.
Not married. Yeah. But he said that he, quote, wrote in his journal that Lincoln's thighs... were as perfect as a human beings could be. Yeah, I bet. He was a wrestler. Why have you never said that about me?
You don't have perfect thighs.
My thighs are the best part of me. Yeah, they're the best part of you. But they're not great. You don't think that my thighs aren't great? I think Ronnie Coleman has great thighs. But I don't think that you have... Well, Ronnie Coleman, he worked himself into paralysis. Yes. I won't ever do that. Yeah. I'll make sure I can jump and flit and kick and dance and tap. You know, honestly, I don't think I've seen your thighs in a while. You want to? Sure. Rob, look away.
Flex them.
Oh, my God.
They're good. They're fine. There's no definition.
You're my best friend. I'm being your best friend right now. I let you take your pants off, and I'm staring at your thighs. Who else is going to let you do this? The President of the United States' best friend looked at his thighs. Jeffrey Epstein, yes, when he was... Honestly, he was more like Bill Clinton. If you read the documents, Bill Clinton's on there a little bit more. Welcome to Side Stories.
My name is Henry Zebrowski. You have great thighs.
See? You have great thighs. And before that, you get introduced, Ed Larson. How are you doing? Yes. They look so good, they should be fried. Mmm. I'll take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm hungry.
They're good. I'm very hungry. But, you know, we don't eat here at Last Podcast and the Left. We won't.
We only do the news. That's it. That's all we do. And stare at the back of our World Trade Center effigy that's currently sitting on the table here today. That is about to make its first trip to Indio Wells for contact in the desert. You know, I think they should change the name to Indio Finds. It's definitely Indio Fines. But it's a nice place. Honestly, you're going to have to come and check out what we're going to do with this World Trade Center effigy. Yes. This Saturday. Saturday night. Coming over to Contact of the Desert. If you're in the Los Angeles area, we are doing this wonderful, wonderful comedy night inside of the biggest UFO weekend in the world. And it is going to get some people upset.
Yes, comedy goes really well in the middle of a conference hall.
It really does. Every time. I remember last year at the comedy show. Oh, wow. Right before I went on stage. 3.30 p.m. Oh, yeah. They did me the favor of getting rid of all the chairs. I remember when they said that. We were like, we don't want people to be like hanging out. We're like, it's an hour long show. But this year, it's going to be different. And you're going to see, separate from the main events, it's going to be a nighttime event. And we are going to bring out all the stops. I'm going to be doing a live UFO mandate. We have some guest comedians like Billy Wayne Davis, one of our big friends of the show. Amber Nelson, Travis Irvine. It's going to be amazing. We're going to have a lot of fun.
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