Ed Larson

So thank you to the Cuyahoga Falls Police Department. I guess that's outside of Cleveland. That checks out. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, wow. And, you know, shout out to Travis Irvine. Yeah. Our own Ohio raccoon that works here. And he doesn't do meth, and so that's good. He does not, and as far as I know, never has.

Yeah, that's the Saturday directly after Thanksgiving. So that's going to be a lot of fun. I'm actually going to visit my family in Cincinnati and then drive on over, go to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and then do a show for you fucking wild cheeseburger-loving fucks. So while I was in Florida, real quick, I just want to say there was crazy animal deaths. The first...

Yeah, that's the Saturday directly after Thanksgiving. So that's going to be a lot of fun. I'm actually going to visit my family in Cincinnati and then drive on over, go to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and then do a show for you fucking wild cheeseburger-loving fucks. So while I was in Florida, real quick, I just want to say there was crazy animal deaths. The first...

Yeah, that's the Saturday directly after Thanksgiving. So that's going to be a lot of fun. I'm actually going to visit my family in Cincinnati and then drive on over, go to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and then do a show for you fucking wild cheeseburger-loving fucks. So while I was in Florida, real quick, I just want to say there was crazy animal deaths. The first...

Black bear kill in Florida happened in Naples when I was in Naples. This is nuts. Yeah, no, a black bear killed a man and his dog. There has been multiple bear attacks in Florida before, but this is the first bear officially killing somebody in Florida. And eating them. And a black bear, it's usually not, black bears are supposedly the most chill of the bears.

Black bear kill in Florida happened in Naples when I was in Naples. This is nuts. Yeah, no, a black bear killed a man and his dog. There has been multiple bear attacks in Florida before, but this is the first bear officially killing somebody in Florida. And eating them. And a black bear, it's usually not, black bears are supposedly the most chill of the bears.

Black bear kill in Florida happened in Naples when I was in Naples. This is nuts. Yeah, no, a black bear killed a man and his dog. There has been multiple bear attacks in Florida before, but this is the first bear officially killing somebody in Florida. And eating them. And a black bear, it's usually not, black bears are supposedly the most chill of the bears.

Yeah, don't you just have to shout at a black bear and he's supposed to go away?

Yeah, don't you just have to shout at a black bear and he's supposed to go away?

Yeah, don't you just have to shout at a black bear and he's supposed to go away?

I was walking my friend's dog and I was like, there's a bell. What's the bell for? And like, oh, when you see a bear, you, you ring the bell. I was like, well, you walk your dog. And yeah, but the black, it was weighing close to 300 pounds. That's not even, I'm that, you know? And so it's not even that big of a bear, but it did fucking kill this old man, 89 year old man.

I was walking my friend's dog and I was like, there's a bell. What's the bell for? And like, oh, when you see a bear, you, you ring the bell. I was like, well, you walk your dog. And yeah, but the black, it was weighing close to 300 pounds. That's not even, I'm that, you know? And so it's not even that big of a bear, but it did fucking kill this old man, 89 year old man.

I was walking my friend's dog and I was like, there's a bell. What's the bell for? And like, oh, when you see a bear, you, you ring the bell. I was like, well, you walk your dog. And yeah, but the black, it was weighing close to 300 pounds. That's not even, I'm that, you know? And so it's not even that big of a bear, but it did fucking kill this old man, 89 year old man.

That's the main, that's, I think that's the, he, I, it would have been, he was probably, you know, he was old. And what a way to go out at 89, by the way.

That's the main, that's, I think that's the, he, I, it would have been, he was probably, you know, he was old. And what a way to go out at 89, by the way.

That's the main, that's, I think that's the, he, I, it would have been, he was probably, you know, he was old. And what a way to go out at 89, by the way.

Eaten by a bear. You're retired in the same town as Larry Bird and Bob Seger. Ha! and judge judy and you fucking get attacked by a bear and that's how you go out fucking crazy um also uh there was a alligator kill in florida oh before i move on i just wanted to tip you off to this and our listeners at home um this has not been updated to one of my favorite wikipedia pages

Eaten by a bear. You're retired in the same town as Larry Bird and Bob Seger. Ha! and judge judy and you fucking get attacked by a bear and that's how you go out fucking crazy um also uh there was a alligator kill in florida oh before i move on i just wanted to tip you off to this and our listeners at home um this has not been updated to one of my favorite wikipedia pages

Eaten by a bear. You're retired in the same town as Larry Bird and Bob Seger. Ha! and judge judy and you fucking get attacked by a bear and that's how you go out fucking crazy um also uh there was a alligator kill in florida oh before i move on i just wanted to tip you off to this and our listeners at home um this has not been updated to one of my favorite wikipedia pages

Um, so hopefully this gets updated soon. Anyone who out there who updates Wikipedia, um, do this for me, but there is a list of fatal bear attacks in North America, Wikipedia page, and it goes all the way back to the 1780s. It's a delight. Each story is better than the last. I'm just going to pick a random one.