Side Stories: Raccoon with a Meth Pipe
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Who are the hosts and what is the episode about?
Side stories. Yes. I'd put money on Alec Baldwin's father being an alcoholic. How much? 50 bucks. Not going to take it. Welcome to Side Stories, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here filling in for Henry Zebrowski here with Ed Larson.
How are you doing today, Ed? Pretty good. If you're going to fill in, I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to put on a lot more weight.
What happened to Henry Zebrowski's father and how do the hosts remember him?
you're too thin boy do we have a fat suit yeah i'm gonna go full clump today well listen um obviously we hear marcus because we have some unfortunate news we lost a member of the last podcast family and um big henry zabrowski henry zabrowski senior unfortunately has passed away and uh We will do a nice, bigger announcement, but Henry's taking the week off, and we're going to let the boy rest against his own will. Oh, my God.
A medical professional, even though both of us are like, you know what? You don't have to. A medical professional had to ask him, why are you working right now? Oh, yeah.
No, he's a maniac. Committed. We say committed. Yes. And, you know, hail Big Henry. We love you. I miss that guy already. He was a lot of fun. I remember the day I met him was when I helped Jackie move in to her dorm at Florida State. And then Big Henry was there. And I was like, all right, this is Henry's dad. You know, and he was so obnoxious. Yeah. We all went to Chili's, and he kept yelling at the waitress, and I was like, this guy's funny.
Yes, rest in peace, Henry Sr., when you go to that good old submarine in the Gulf of Mexico in the sky. Yes, yes.
And we will... Henry and I will be awful about it next week, don't worry, because I also have a dead dad, and we can commiserate that as well. I believe... Our dads died equally as horrible. Yeah. You really did. Oh, man. Mine's the only one alive. That's right. That's right. You're last. You made it, buddy. Congratulations. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.
I'm going to call dad after this. Tell him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves, there's nothing he loves more than outliving people.
What did Marcus and Ed do during their recent vacations?
I like it too. It's always a blast. Hail Big Henry. We're doing the show without Little Henry this week. But we took the week off yesterday. You still heard plenty of podcasts. We don't fucking take a week off from you. But we took a week off from our own lives and had some fun. You went to Hawaii. Did you do anything silly? Did you get in trouble?
My first vacation in four years. Wow. Going to Hawaii. Like a true vacation. True vacation, yeah.
No family, just you and Carolina.
Yeah, man.
You went to the beach? No, actually we did mostly rainforest shit.
Oh, okay.
I was going to be surprised. I don't know how well you do at the beach.
I had a lot of sunscreen on. The entire time I was there, like fucking slather, like I'd put the fucking spray on and then slather on the lotion. Yeah. Yeah, man. It was fucking amazing. Yeah. Went kayaking down this river to these secret falls. Ooh. Yeah. They were cool. And they have- Where are they? I was going to say, trying to get you. He's going to take a kayak down. Yeah, I went to Kauai. I want to say hello to Mike, who runs Aloha Tours. I think it's called the Aloha Shuttle. He's a big fan. Oh, nice. It was fun. Yeah, we got on the bus, the shuttle that takes you around so you don't drive drunk, to different bars and resorts and shit. Oh, hell yeah. He's like, hey, hey. Oh, shit, I know who the fuck you guys are. He's a big No Dogs in Space fan, so thank you very much, Mike.
What are some interesting facts about Hawaii's invasive species and culture?
We'll see you next time we're in Kauai.
Amazing. I love Hawaii so much, man.
Dude, it was just an actual relaxing time. It was just wonderful, and I had this moment under a waterfall where I was like... Just, I mean, barraged with water, and it came out as this cleansing moment. It felt fucking incredible. I felt like something had been washed away. Oh, man. It's beautiful. It was cool. And, you know, Hawaii, they have their very own little people. Really?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and what is the episode about?
0:11–0:51
2
What happened to Henry Zebrowski's father and how do the hosts remember him?
0:51–2:52
3
What did Marcus and Ed do during their recent vacations?
2:52–4:16
4
What are some interesting facts about Hawaii's invasive species and culture?
4:16–11:43
5
What is the story behind Robert the Haunted Doll and its significance?
11:43–19:39
6
What notable historical and cultural figures are buried at Hollywood Forever Cemetery?
19:39–23:34
7
What is the upcoming Last Puppy Benefit event and how can listeners participate?
23:34–25:46
8
What is the latest update on Herb Baumeister's victims and genealogy investigations?
25:46–1:19:44