Ed Zitron

I like how also the old man does look very different each time. Very different old man. Yep, that's a different guy. That's a different guy.

I like how also the old man does look very different each time. Very different old man. Yep, that's a different guy. That's a different guy.

What is this voiceover?

What is this voiceover?

What is this voiceover?

We'll say he's about to eat the microphone. Completely different. I've done it. Yum.

We'll say he's about to eat the microphone. Completely different. I've done it. Yum.

We'll say he's about to eat the microphone. Completely different. I've done it. Yum.

This is the Better Offline bartender. I apologize. I apologize that you had to hit. I would like a drink. I also would like.

This is the Better Offline bartender. I apologize. I apologize that you had to hit. I would like a drink. I also would like.

This is the Better Offline bartender. I apologize. I apologize that you had to hit. I would like a drink. I also would like.

We are in the Better Offline CES suite and we are all drinking. Because I just want to say I'm fucking disassociating after that. I'm so fucking sick. Every year of doing this nonsense and I look at these shit eaters and they show us that and they're like slurp down the slop. Oh, my God. It's hideous.

We are in the Better Offline CES suite and we are all drinking. Because I just want to say I'm fucking disassociating after that. I'm so fucking sick. Every year of doing this nonsense and I look at these shit eaters and they show us that and they're like slurp down the slop. Oh, my God. It's hideous.

We are in the Better Offline CES suite and we are all drinking. Because I just want to say I'm fucking disassociating after that. I'm so fucking sick. Every year of doing this nonsense and I look at these shit eaters and they show us that and they're like slurp down the slop. Oh, my God. It's hideous.

I don't have more than that.

I don't have more than that.

I don't have more than that.

I just did a 16th minute about this one.

I just did a 16th minute about this one.

I just did a 16th minute about this one.