Eddie Pence
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And then I would go through these.
I would like, cause they'd rip and they'd be imperfect.
I would go.
I ended up spending the same amount of money on underwear that made my dick touch my ear when I should have just been wearing nice underwear the whole goddamn time.
Also one of those.
Get one skid mark, just throw it out.
Oh, yeah.
Because I was getting more skid marks back in the day.
Now I don't get them.
Yeah, it's because you drink water now.
No, because I always get my butthole blown out by my bidet each morning.
Oh, I don't have a bidet.
I don't leave skid marks.
Well, you've got less hair, I think, up in the crevice.
It's true.
I'm able to get it out.
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