Side Stories: Clavicular Criminality
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What is the online discourse around this year's March Madness of Murder?
there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes
No, I'm just talking. I knew you hadn't hit record, so I felt like I could talk about my doo-doo.
It's best.
That's why I saved it. That's why I said it then. But yeah, now that you have started recording, I took a life-changing doo-doo, and my life is better now. Great. I feel great. I feel better, and I'm ready to start a show with you, my friend. you're my friend my friend henry you're my friend my friend i like you and i like champ and i like rob yes i think julie is wonderful i love natalie good i love jackie your sister i love your mother let's just not you know we don't we're not they're not here i know they're not but i'm just pronouncing my love that's good to do or like it sounds suspicious not pronouncing when we do that when men do that It normally means you've done something bad. No, no, no, no.
That's when people... No, that's when you're trying to explain to everyone how good of a guy you are. Well, that's the idea.
What details emerged about the Armless-Legless Cornhole Champion charged with murder?
Or you become, like, Christian. No, this is just so I remember... I'm saying that you're my friend out loud into a microphone, so I remember to think of you that way. And the people know that then, too. Yes. And that we're not mortal enemies. No, no, no, no, no.
We're not.
Not at all.
Not anymore.
Why would you bring it up? I'm not your mortal enemy. You're not. I'm not. You're not. Why would you be?
Why was Gypsy Rose cancelled from her influencer role?
I'm your friend. My... Friend. You're my... Friend. Friend. You're my friend. Friend. Friend.
Friend. Friend.
And we're all friend here. We're all friend here. Yes. At Side Stories. You friend too.
What allegations led to Streamer & Influencer Clavicular's ban from Kick?
You friend. Me host. Yes. Henry Sabrowski. This me friend, but host... Ed Larson. I'm wearing Henry on my chest today. New merch. He's helping us with merch. New merch. He's helping us move merch. It's tighter than usual, or am I getting fat again? No, you're just... I think I'm getting fat again. I think you're wrong about sizes. What do you mean?
What mysterious disappearances are linked to the UFO community?
I wear extra large every day, and now I put this one on, and it's very tight. It could be a smaller one. Are you sure it's an extra large? I read the label after it was stretching out. Yeah, but I know it's hard for you to read if the words aren't, like, special of the day or, you know, value meal. Oh, man. You know, you just, like, check out, which I get. Do I have to go back to XX? Don't let me wear tiny shirts like Holden. I will. I will. No, I won't. I promise you.
You let me know.
Oh, no, I'm with you.
What were the convictions against BooBoo the Clown?
I care about how you look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean? Holden's a lost cause.
I try to explain to him. No, Holden's a lost cause. Holden comes in every single day, which I am proud that he goes to work here every day, and he comes to work, and he sits in his little office, and he sits in there, and he puts on his Taylor Swift cardigan. Holden has the biggest office in this place. It is the—it seems to be— Oh, we have a tiny office. The way I'll put it, it seems that— How did that happen? He is in a group office, but it seems that his presence makes him then alone. Yeah. And then he gets a private office. I have no idea how. But he, yeah.
What is the significance of the recent missing scientists?
There's two group offices. One office is packed. Packed with people. The other one's just him. Just holding in the corner. Because they don't want to be in there watching him. They only just watch Twitch all day. God knows what he does in there. You know what I mean? But he comes up with great ideas. And check out Bloodbath 77. It's coming out. We're about to start shooting that real soon. Yeah, man.
I got Holden a police outfit.
How does the podcast address the topic of cleaning underwear in coffee machines?
I asked him what his size was. He said extra large. And I looked up and down. And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to get a 2X. You're right. I'm just going to get a 2X. Oh, no, I'm taking him on a, like, this is a full sidebar, but I'm definitely going to take him on a shopping spree. Well, I took him on a shopping spree on HalloweenCostumes.com, and they, you know, they have his eyes. I want to get him different shirts, dress him better, shave his face.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the online discourse around this year's March Madness of Murder?
0:01–1:10
2
What details emerged about the Armless-Legless Cornhole Champion charged with murder?
1:10–1:29
3
Why was Gypsy Rose cancelled from her influencer role?
1:29–1:44
4
What allegations led to Streamer & Influencer Clavicular's ban from Kick?
1:44–2:06
5
What mysterious disappearances are linked to the UFO community?
2:06–2:34
6
What were the convictions against BooBoo the Clown?
2:34–3:07
7
What is the significance of the recent missing scientists?
3:07–3:25
8
How does the podcast address the topic of cleaning underwear in coffee machines?
3:25–1:08:01