Eddie Pence

Everyone's playing pickleball.

Take back racquetball.

Because I'm sick of fighting for space.

And I don't know all the stupid rules.

I don't know all the societal little rules.

I don't understand.

I don't want to go into another environment in which I don't know anything.

And everybody's yelling at me.

I'm sick of the fucking shit.

I don't know how to claim the court.

I know you all know oh yeah oh Jerry's big dog here I don't give a fuck I've never met Jerry before you're throwing the name Jerry around like I'm supposed to fucking know who you're referring to and you're just talking about the one guy with veneers over there that's obviously scoping out all the fucking peace

But I'm not here to fuck.

I'm here to get some kind of fucking cardio and to leave my wife alone.

Yeah, that's the thing.

To give her room.

She needs her space.

Yes.

So that's why I'm here, bro.

And I don't want to hear, I don't want to be a part of your fucking world here.

It's weird because our wives are similar except like yours wants you to leave and mine wants me there.