Eddin

I ain't gonna lie, I think I'm getting Will Smith out of here this Thanksgiving.

Oh yeah, Will Smith.

I think everybody, if you just, at Christmas, at Thanksgiving dinner, be like, act like you're reading that Will Smith died.

They gonna blame James.

Everybody gonna be like, what?

I agree.

Even though we're all gonna die, but it's like, if you just say Will Smith dead at 50, it's gonna be like, what?

Like, everybody starts grabbing their phone.

I think I got my mother with Bruno Mars.

I think that's what I heard.

Oh, I'd be devastated.

Sorry.

your mom and Bruno I'm not gonna make this another Bruno hate session I promise Bruno Mars why would you be devastated I love Bruno Mars bro why y'all hate I would be devastated too don't do that I would be devastated you both gotta have a racially ambiguous look yeah fair enough but that's not the point ain't nothing ambiguous about this nigga's race I don't know he could be a lot of different things he could he's not Mexican if Eddie takes his hat off and he put that good gorilla snot in his hair like jelly I could get y'all a pompadour going yeah

look Samoan and if he did the if he did the Samoan he could look he could play the young rock it's definitely my build yeah for sure and if he did the chin strap like beard he could definitely be Tony from Staten Island yeah that's sick he could be Italian you could be Italian I'm virtually ambiguous you are you have a look where it's like is he I don't know back to the fact that Bruno Mars died would make me sad who'd you kill off Rory

If I wanted to see my father flip over the dinner table, Bruce Springsteen.

Oh, yeah.

That was another one.

That was another one.

That's a white goat.

That's a white goat.